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HEY OKLAHOMA, YOU SUCK
HEY OKLAHOMA, YOU SUCK
Yesterday, the cockholster who moved the Seattle Sonics to the dust bowl unveiled the team’s new name, which was leaked six weeks ago, and the team’s new logo, which was leaked over the weekend. So it surprised precisely no one when they both sucked. You know, when I root against the Steelers or the Yankees or whoever, I merely want the team to lose. In a way, I need the ...
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The Sporting Blog — ... Reebok Politely Asks Rookie For $11,000 | FirstCuts Multi-million dollar company wants rookie Keith Rivers to hand over thousands to change his number from 58 to 55.  Other crap they found in the Wrigley ivy | The Sports Hernia Finally, we know where Jay Mariotti has been hanging out since he quit the paper biz. Hey Oklahoma, You Suck | With Leather Something tells me all of Ufford's hopes and dreams for OKC will come true.  Stephen A. Addresses ... ...

SUCK IT, THUNDER
With Leather — My dislike for everything about how the Oklahoma City Thunder came to be is documented pretty well, so I’m just going to skip ahead to the part about how the “enthusiastic” and “deserving” Okie fans are dealing with a team that doesn’t have Chris Paul: With 2:50 remaining in the third quarter Wednesday night, Thunder fans no longer could contain their frustration. So they did the unthinkable. They booed. For two full seasons while hosting the displaced ...

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