Hey, When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

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DaMarcus Beasley is a player on the US Soccer team, and apparently doesn't know how to use a toilet, or how to use a towel to cover himself, or have any sense of modesty, because rather than head back to the locker room to relieve himself, he just whips it out and goes right there on the sideline. (WARNING: Not for women who are easily flustered; i.e. NSFW, maybe.) [link]

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  • the butler the butler
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    is it me, or do he and his teammates have to walk in a piss puddle for the rest of the game???  And what if it was reaking asparagus piss?
    Posted 6/15/2007 [reply] [flag]
  • MTLkid MTLkid
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    That'll teach soccer players to think twice about flopping around
    Posted 6/15/2007 [reply] [flag]
  • tmcallist tmcallist
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    this is nothing compared to that video of Yao taking a dump on the bench in round 1.
    Posted 6/16/2007 [reply] [flag]

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