Hooker Gives Herself A Happy Ending [Tee Hee]

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 Hooker Gives Herself A Happy Ending [Tee Hee]
A few commenters in the Marshawn post drew my attention to this lovely headline currently appearing on tWWL's site. it's funny because hookers only usually run from cops, Patrick Bateman and the angry pack of dogs on my estate. They're bred specifically for their hooker-killing prowess. Said commenter Brazil Thrill: "Even though she only ran for about 10 seconds, I bet she still charged ... [link]

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Abraham Linkin - 6/28/08
Published 6/28/2008 by George at SportsTsar.com
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