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baseballthinkfactory.org - 3/11/2008
Houston Chronicle: Matsui absence likely to last four to five days
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Oh my. Astros second baseman Kaz Matsui is expected to miss four or five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure.

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Kaz Matsui's Official Diagnosis: Anal Fissures
FanHouse — Filed under: Houston, Astros, NL Central, MLB InjuriesThe other day, Lackey covered Kaz Matsui's "ongoing problem with hemorrhoids," which, on the scale of unnecessary disclosures, ranks somewhere up there with the details of a soon-to-be-former New York governor's paid-sex preferences. The hemorrhoids were bad enough. So let's take it a step further! Today the Houston Chronicle (via BBTF) informs that Matsui is expected to miss four or five days with a condition known as "anal fissure." Yes, that's every bit as ...

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