Houston Chronicle: Matsui absence likely to last four to five days

FanHouse found this 3/11/2008 on www.baseballthinkfactory.org [flag]

Oh my. Astros second baseman Kaz Matsui is expected to miss four or five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure. [link]

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Kaz Matsui's Official Diagnosis: Anal Fissures
Published 3/11/2008 by Eamonn Brennan at FanHouse
Filed under: Houston, Astros, NL Central, MLB InjuriesThe other day, Lackey covered Kaz Matsui's "ongoing problem with hemorrhoids," which, on the scale of unnecessary disclosures, ranks somewhere up there with the details of a soon-to-be-former New York governor's paid-sex preferences. The hemorrhoids were bad enough. So let's take it a step further! Today the Houston Chronicle (via BBTF) informs that Matsui is expected to miss four or five days with a condition known as "anal fissure." Yes, that's every bit as ...

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Matsui Sidelined Due To Butthole Troubles

Posted 3/12/2008 on Bugs & Cranks

Kaz Matsui’s anus is acting up. The Houston Chronicle reported that he is expected to miss 4 or 5 days due to an anal fissure , an apparent condition caused by severe constipation, chronic diarrhea or anal intercourse. Either Kaz has a severe case of gut rot or he’s into some crazy shit. (For the record Matsui is a switch hitter. I’m just saying…) Regardless, the ...

I hope it's not from Crohn's disease... that would be embarassing

Posted 3/11/2008 on LOL Jocks

This is a retread of an old picture of Kaz Matsui (he's with the Astros now), but if someone told me that I had anal fissures , this would probably be the exact expression on my face. According to the Fanhouse post: An anal fissure is an unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. As a fissure, these tiny tears may show as bright red rectal bleeding and cause severe periodic pain after ...

Kaz Matsui Of Houston, TX Wants To Know, “What Happened To Patient/Doctor Confidentiality”?

Posted 3/11/2008 on Can't Stop The Bleeding

From the Houston Chronicle’s Joseph Durate : Astros second baseman Kaz Matsui is expected to miss four or five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure . Matsui, who returned to central Florida on Monday night, will go through individual workouts at the team facility but will not play until at least Friday. Doctors have prescribed a different medication ...

Matsui Out With Private Injury

Posted 3/11/2008 on Spring Training '08

Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure. Houston Chronicle

Off-Field Fleeces: Matsui Joining Pie with “Unique” Injury

Posted 3/11/2008 on MLB Fleece Factor

Astros’ second-baseman Kaz Matsui will be joining Felix Pie with an injury of the unique, and painful variety. According to the Houston Chronicle , Matusi will miss roughly 4-5 days. He apparently has an “anal fissure”, or a tear of the anal skin. Between Matsui’s “anal fissure” and Pie’s “testicle torsion”, I sit here and report these ...

The Hurt Parade

Posted 3/11/2008 on The Astros Dugout

Sometimes, teams are quite vague about the reason a player doesn’t play - “flu-like symptoms”, muscle sprain, etc, and sometimes they are a little too specific, as in the case of Matsui’s hemorrhoid/anal fissure. Uck - couldn’t they have said “flu-like symptoms?” Most of the rest seem to have ordinary muscle aches from what is probably overuse - ...