How Do I Root for Joakim Noah?

Someone has a sense of humor. My two most hated collegiate athletes over the last few years, Jeff Samardzija and Joakim Noah, end up with the Cubs and Bulls respectively. Well, I'm not amused. I mean just look at this guy. He's Marcus Camby + Homey the Clown + Carrot Top. I've been struggling to put into words my reaction to be dealt the one player I've disliked more than any ... [link]