How Many Shitty Ex-Cubs Does It Take To Screw In a Light Bulb?

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 How Many Shitty Ex-Cubs Does It Take To Screw In a Light Bulb?
I'm glad I don't take acid, because the San Diego Padres have me freaking out, man. I could have sworn I was tripping balls Monday night when I saw Cubs cast-off Jody Gerut leading off for the Pads after a three-year exodus from the big leagues. Then comes Tuesday night, and who do the Padres trot out to the mound but the least-productive member of the 2003 NL Central champions, Shawn Estes. ... [link]

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I Hope Big Z and Jimmy Duke It Out
Published 5/15/2008 by Sooze (noreply@blogger.com) at Babes Love Baseball
... .222. Heading into his new uni, Edmonds -- an eight-time Gold Glove winner and four-time All-Star -- is batting a shoddy .178 with 1 home run and 6 RBIs on the season. So, is Big Z pissed? Cause, he is so not above punching his own teammates in the face, repeatedly. Anyway, this move totally confuses me. Does Jim Edmonds have anything left in his old-ass tank? I guess... he is a left-handed hitter. Yay optimism! [AP] | [Rumors and Rants] | [Hardball] | [Bleacher Report] | [Ivy ...

Daily Dump: Win A Kournikova Conversation, How Vols’ Fan Rolls, Cubs Rejects And Cool Off With Milk
Published 5/15/2008 by J Koot at Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football
... get things figured out or go crazy trying.  Today’s Dump: Contest Alert!!! Win a conversation with Anna Kournikova [Kournikova.com] This is how Vols’ fan rolls [Losers With Socks] Bill Simmons has some words for ESPN [Deadspin] Perrilloux finds a new team in Florida [ESPN] Mark Gastineau’s daughter still decent [on205th] The Padres get busy using Cubs rejects [Rumors and Rants] Barry Zito doesn’t mind the bullpen [The Play ...

Blog Patrol
Published 5/15/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... Obama's brother in law talks about his new job at Oregon State. [Blazers Edge] Some more comments from Bill Simmons. [Red Sox Monster] Early candidate for mother of the year here. [With Leather] Stay classy Wal-Mart. [SPORTSbyBROOKS] Former Heisman winner Tim Brown is now giving us financial advice. [The Big Lead] There sure are a lot of ex-Cubbies on the Padres for some weird reason. [Rumors and Rants]

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