How to flirt with a Ball Girl in 4 easy steps

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How to flirt with a Ball Girl in 4 easy steps
The Hardball Times found this 1/4/2008 on www.gaslampball.com [flag]
Step One:  Approach Ball Girl and initiate conversation. Before doing anything make sure you pray that she has low standards.  Then quickly approach her from behind while she's working so that she can't be rude to you or run away. It is integral to get down to her level before you get down .  Spread feet in wide stance to get maximum balance.  Bend over and lean on the ... [link]

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THT Daily: The Fireworks Continue
Published 1/4/2008 by Matthew Carruth at The Hardball Times
... - Athletics Nation talks with John Sickels to get his opinion on the prospects netted by Beane. How to Flirt with a Ballgirl - Finally, some Friday humor from those cutups at Gaslamp Ball. ...

Saturday randomness
Published 1/5/2008 by Jim McLennan <info@azsnakepit.com> at AZ Snakepit: Front Page Posts
... Speaking of the Padres, looks like GLB do have a sense of humor. Well, as long as it's not about MySpace or unicorns, I guess. Best use of black squares since Borat. ...

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