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How to flirt with a Ball Girl in 4 easy steps

The Hardball Times found this 1/4/2008 on gaslampball.com

Step One:  Approach Ball Girl and initiate conversation. Before doing anything make sure you pray that she has low standards.  Then quickly approach her from behind while she's working so that she can't be rude to you or run away. It is integral to get down to her level before you get down .  Spread feet in wide stance to get maximum balance.  Bend over and lean on the ...