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I Hate the Arizona Cardinals
I Hate the Arizona Cardinals
Hey, asshole. You owe me money. They screwed me throughout the playoffs, caused me constant pain and suffering and most importantly, cost me hundreds of dollars over that period. And what did it all stem from? Kurt Warner’s “resurgence” (or rebirth as far as he is ...
Quality Start: Empty Feeling
Quality Start: Empty Feeling
majorleaguejerk.com — It's this big. Good Morning Jerks and Jerkettes. A Super Bowl has passed and we are a... mere 14 days away from pitchers and catchers. We here at MLJ congratulate the World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers (except for Hef, Spencer, Rex, clown, Nick P, ... (more) Quality Start: Empty Feeling

The Lefty Reliever Market
The Lefty Reliever Market
mlbtraderumors.com — Looking for a lefty reliever?  Here are the available free agents: Joe Beimel - Beimel is a... Type B free agent, but the Dodgers did not offer him arbitration.  His walk and strikeout ratios are not great but he's somehow managed to allow ... (more) The Lefty Reliever Market
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