withleather.com - 2/5/2008
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Chelsea forward Nicolas Anelka,28, sex-related text messaged his mistress, 24-year-old Natalie Merriman. On his wedding day. [Merriman] also reveals that “Anelka shocked her by sending lewd photos of his private tackle to her mobile, thrilled her in bed with his astonishing gymnastic tongue, and tried to cover up his marriage [last June] by claiming it was his brother who'd wed.” ...
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... * And lastly, while also not a crime, anyone this dumb should be locked away - With Leather provides some info on a professional soccer player dumb enough to send a sex related text message to his mistress while on his wedding day. He's too dumb to deserve the protection of a pre-nup, here's hoping he screwed that up too.
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As always you can email me any stories you got or saw somewhere. I saw a post about these license plates at MLS Underground. Anelka sends dirty texts... on his wedding day. [With Leather] Nii Lamptey: the lost Pele? [Pitch Invasion] MLS Divisions? Interesting... [Kenn] I'd dislocate my shoulder to avoid army duty. [Lion in Oil] 20 team MVPs of the Premiership. [Who Ate All the Pies] Everything you need to know about Ipswich Town F.C. [Bill's Sports Maps]
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Tex Messaging Ruins Another Relationship
logan-logsblog.blogspot.com 2/5/2008 — Note to self: don’t send “sexy time” text messages to my mistress the day I’m getting married. Seems like common sense, but after reading a story about Chelsea soccer player Nicolas Anelka, I’m just making sure I have all my bases covered. Dipshit ...
ANELKA CAUGHT SENDING DIRTY TEXTS TO SHOP-GIRL DURING HIS WEDDING —
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The ultimate wedding faux-pas, right?
Other fun facts from NOTW's scoop o' scum on Nicolas Anelka:
- Nico met Natalie Merriman when she was working at Selfridges in Manchester's Trafford Centre last March. He couldn't even be bothered to do the macking himself - he had his friend ask for her number on his behalf.
- There's talk of his 'gymnastic tongue.' Oh, dear.
- Nico sent Natalie photos
