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I'm pretty sure this is illegal
I'm pretty sure this is illegal
Chevy dealers in Chicago are offering a contest that puts your child under the guidance of Ozzie Guillen or Lou Piniella for the day. Am I the only one who worries about how badly those two can warp a child's brain in a few hours?
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Larry Brown Sports — ... Win the opportunity (?) to play for Piniella and Guillen [Siberian Baseball] ...

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SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... . • SIBERIAN BASEBALL contacts Child Services, as your kid can be under the guidance of Ozzie Guillen or Lou Piniella for a day . • HOLLYWOOD TUNA has these hair-raising photos of baseball clothing entrepeneur ...

FanHouse's Top Five: Hard Knocks
FanHouse — ... 2) Fans have the chance to play for Ozzie Guillen and Lou Piniella. I'm still wondering who considered that a privilege. ...

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High Five
Foul Balls — ... ] Do you really want your kid hanging out with Ozzie Guillen and Lou Piniella for a day? I mean, I would let my kid do it. I don't see how it would be any different than hanging out with me. [ Siberian Baseball ] Courtesy of With Leather, we introduce you to a fantastic blog we just discovered. [ ...

LinkGasm 8-29-07
Epic Carnival — ... - Do you hate your child? Did little Johnny flush daddy's favorite watch down the toilet? If so, Chevy has just the punishment you need; a day of your child being ordered around by Ozzie Guillen or Lou Pinella. Does anyone have the number for Child Protection Services? (Siberian Baseball) ...

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