kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com - 6/24/2009
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Just the thing you need to gonzo up your day is Marty B rap-rhapsodizing about his love for Cap’n Crunch, which is capped off with him cerealkkaking himself in the face. I’ve come to the conclusion that Martellus is a real life version of Big and is really a 9-year-old kid ...
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Bennett Extols the Virtues of Cap'n Crunch
The Sporting Blog —
... Correction: Martellus Bennett, rapping in the video above, is not bored. He's just being MartyB. You don't think this man loves his Crunch Berries? Look at what this man eats his cereal in.
If you ever meet Martellus Bennett, your list of potential conversations should span the following: fried chicken, dinosaurs, cereal and spraying Febreze at your pets.
(H/T Kising Suzy Kolber)
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