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Once their was a magical kingdom full of beautiful green fields, happy people, a free flow of beer and hot dogs, and Cincinnati caps in the Cincinnati area rather than Boston and New York caps. Everyone was relatively equal, though some were more equal than others. Over time, the kingdom fell into decay, partially due to the hideous uniforms of the royal court - hideously colored polyester ...
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"We fear change"
Blue Collar Baseball — ... love Bud, so they have extended his contract for three more years. True baseball fans, like Sister Daedalus and myself, see this as three more years for him to continue to build baseball as a business and further run baseball's traditions into the ground. ...

"We fear change"
Blue Collar Baseball — ... love Bud, so they have extended his contract for three more years. True baseball fans, like Sister Daedalus and myself, see this as three more years for him to continue to build baseball as a business and further run baseball's traditions into the ground. ...

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