If Malevolent Basketball Gods Rule the Lottery

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 If Malevolent Basketball Gods Rule the Lottery
By theory, the NBA Draft Lottery (tonight at 7:30 p.m. Eastern) is left to randomness. But what if a set of malevolent Basketball Gods, hellbent on upsetting the Order of the League, driving the depressed into further hopelessness, and rewarding only those with misguided or evil intentions, dictated the results? (Note: These malevolent Basketball Gods were responsible for Robert Horry and the ... [link]

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2008 Draft Lottery Mojo & Live Event Thread
Published 5/20/2008 by Ziller at Sactown Royalty: Front Page Posts
... in the proceedings to come. (Unfortunately, the malevolent Basketball God theory doesn't end with the Kings in the top 3.) Weight those ping pong balls, Stern! ...

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