If the Mets Blow This Lead Just Fit Me for a Straightjacket

This isn't happening. Somebody please tell me this is not happening. The Mets cannot choke away the National League East. I mean, they simply cannot do it. I really don't think I'd be able to handle it. I can see it now. I'd be jobless, the engagement would be called off, and I'd probably find myself living under a bridge listening to Creedence Clearwater on a used tape player that I ... [link]