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If You Can't Beat Him, Sign Him
If You Can't Beat Him, Sign Him
It'll never happen but how nice it would be to finally take a summer off. Just one season where Minnesotans were sweating due to the humidity rather than what Frank Thomas was doing or going to do to their beloved Twins. Though he's no longer an MVP run producer it'd be interesting and probably a lot of fun if he donned the TC, no? Forget Jason Kubel for one year -- just think about it.
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