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In Dayton We Trust: Gil Meche does not read this blog
Nor any other. From the recent issue (5/21/07) of SI's "Pop Culture Grid": How do sports stars fit in? (Meche's answers) Paris Hilton going to jail is... Horrible Number of showers I took today: Three Last song I downloaded: Me and My Gang (Rascal Flatts) On Sundays, I'd rather be... At my parents' house Last blog you read: No idea. I hate computers My favorite hero is... He-Man Three showers? ...
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Live at TGME: Mets vs Skanks
The Gil Meche Experience — ... Well, the liveblog came and the liveblog went. And now the liveblog's back. Bushido Brown. Pulp. How will we rock your world tonight? I dunno, maybe it'll involve hand grenades. I come to this liveblog with a heavy heart. It turns out that not only did The Meche get spanked by the Rockies last night, he also doesn't read our blog (hat tip to

Gil Gauge Update
Kansas City Royals — ... for his second-worst Game Score of all-time. The man has made 154 starts in his career, I post about his success using Game Scores as a metric, and he goes out and throws a bomb like that. I’d apologize, but it’s doubtful Meche is reading this since he’s on the record as “hating computers.” He also says he takes three showers a day. I think after Friday’s performance a five shower day is in order - just to get the stink off.

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