In Honor Of Felix Pie's Twisted Testicle, A Look Back At Weird Sports Injuries

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THE AFTER PARTY
Published 3/3/2008 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL
The NFL's Ayanbadejo brothers have a disturbing secret. (Luol's Dong) The owner of the Pewter Report's ex is angry. (TSD Magazine) The Bengals vs. The World. (First and 10 Inches) Extended video: Red Sox dancing meringue. (Red Sox Monster) Jay Bilas is kinda wrong again. (GetSportsInfo) The 2008 Keady goes to... (The Money Shot) Manny Ramirez moving to the Dark Side? (eTrueSports) A look back at bizarre sports injuries. (FanIQ) Purchase your own minor league franchise. (Primary Drive) Digger Phelps gets down. (Mac G's World) Billy ...

Blog-Some: “Semi-Pro” Falls Flat, Only Earns $15M
Published 3/3/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
• VARIETY shoots up news that “Semi-Pro” was the top grossing film of last weekend, but netted only $15 million - “the lowest opening for a major Will Ferrell comedy in almost a decade .” • In honor of Felix Pie’s twisted testicle , 100% INJURY RATE painfully looks back on some of the more unusual injuries to have befallen athletes . • The BALTIMORE SUN is shattered that the Orioles’ Kevin Millar decided to break out the pink bat, only to have it splinter after two trips to the plate . • EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY spends their offseason coming up with college coach anagrams . For Example: Pete Carroll = All Erect Pro. • Norm Clarke of the LAS VEGAS ...

The Show: Manipulating minds
Published 3/3/2008 by DCScrap at on 205th
I like Amanda Braun, a lot. ( Tasty Booze ) Kristin Cavallari in a wife-beater. ( DrunkenStepfather ) Lindsay Lohan in Playboy !? ( Attuworld ) Mila Kunis has a tight little bod. ( Maxim ) Donna Feldman is a mind manipulator. ( HGOMS ) Kelly Brook rocks a bikini on a boat. ( BBI ) Two babes of the 50’s. ( Cuzoogle ) Scarlett Johansson is grungy. ( Blog of Hilarity ) Cheerleaders Sports Illustrated won’t be profiling. ( Busted Coverage ) Jared: Subway guy by day, pornographer by night. ( CO-ED Magazine ) Open letter to Will Ferrell. ( Next Round ) Why isn't DVR smarter? ( Brahsome ) Did Jimmy, Sarah, Matt and Ben ...

Felix Pie Out With A YEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW [Thats Gotta Hoit]
Published 3/3/2008 by Christmas Ape at Deadspin
The Cubs have suffered a spate of unfortunate and somewhat bizarre injuries already this spring. Alfonso Soriano has a fractured finger. Jose Ascanio had a bruised face after getting punched in a robbery attempt. Mark DeRosa was hospitalized with an irregular heartbeat. But none has a painful tale as twisted as poor outfielder Felix Pie. That's right: Pie missed a couple of early games because of a twisted testicle. 100% Injury Rate, aptly named to take up this task, exhumes some of the more freakish injuries athletes have suffered over the years. Among them: Sacramento Kings rookie Lionel Simmons missed some games during the 1991 season when ...

Blog Roundup
Published 3/4/2008 by World of Isaac at The World of Isaac
The roundup is sponsored by Elin Grindemyr. If you have a link you want included, email me. The Best Home-Run stealing catch you'll ever see {On 205th} Weird sports injuries {FanIQ} Whose celebrity side boob is that? {Liquid Generation} The ugliest college coaches {The Money Shot} Try ...

Ray Lew UFC-Bound, Balls in a Bunch, Danny Almonte & Allison Stokke Updates and More from the All-Powerful Blogosphere
Published 3/4/2008 by Cecilio's Scribe at The Legend of Cecilio Guante
Time for a mid-Tuesday quickie. Here is what's making news in the kingdom of the blogs. Our friends at Construda share news that Ray Lewis may be making his UFC debut. This might cause us to tune in. Maybe. 100% Injury Rate over at Fan IQ honors Felix Pie's twisted testicle with a rundown of other unforgettable sports injuries. Matt McHale's column at Deadspin ponders whether Zeke is now actively trying to get fired. The scary thing is, we would tend to believe he isn't. Sports by Brooks postulates on whether Brady Quinn's ...

Link Whores
Published 3/5/2008 by Mac G at Mac Gs World
I was wondering where all the good nicknames in sports have gone. The Bad Boys Pistons had some classic names. The Legend of Cecilio Guante Ray Lewis might be getting in some UFC fights. Construda Some more love for number 4. I am still grieving. Uncle Rico's Time Machine MLB is following the same greed patterns of the NFL with their product. Deuce of Davenport Cubs OF Felix Pie twisted his testicle and check out more weird sports injuries. Fan IQThe Birdmans back in the NBA. Time to get your bird calls ready in Nawlins. The Realests 16 percent of ...

Brandon Marshall Slips on McDonald’s Bag, Arm Goes Through TV
Published 3/24/2008 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
This one could very well be so improbable that it might be true. Not even George Costanza on his best day could have come up with this excuse by Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall for needing stitches on his elbow. Honestly, Raul Ibanez hurting his neck sleeping and Aaron Rowand hurting his arm playing tag thinks this is a stretch. From Brandon Marshall, on how he injured his arm: In the most bizarre off-season injury to date, Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall said he slipped on a McDonalds bag and wound up with his arm wrapped in a cast. Marshall said he was at the Westgate Lakes Resort in Orlando, Fla. on Saturday and slipped and fell ...