Is Star Jones In Dwyane Wade's Five? [Disgusting Rumors]

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 Is Star Jones In Dwyane Wade's Five? [Disgusting Rumors]
Chances are this isn't even remotely close to being true, but it's so preposterous and gross that it's at least somewhat amusing. The always reliable gossip site Mediatakeout is reporting that Miami Heat's injured forward Dwyane Wade is ( blecch ) now ( plettch ) dating ( claggh ) the saggy old remains of Star Jones ( barf ). Sports By Brooks is cautiously suspicious of this report, but ... [link]

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Abraham Linkin - 4/18/08
Published 4/19/2008 by George at SportsTsar.com
Sadly, the Los Angeles Dodgers have had 2 of the worst contracts in baseball (Joe Sports Fan) Greg Maddux executing the pinch and roll (Homer Derby) Ric Bucher and his hair are trying to start a ruckus in Utah (Can’t Stop the Bleeding) Dwayne Wade: I just threw up in my mouth a little (Deadspin) Gheorghe Muresan isn’t dead yet? (Deuce of Davenport) Hooray! More NBA dancer ho antics (With Leather)

Say it ain't so Dwyane.
Published 4/25/2008 by Champ at Three Idiots on Sports
For a guy who can't stand the NBA, I've enjoyed watching Dwyane Wade. It probably goes back to his Danny Manning-like performance in the '03 NCAA Tourney which included a triple-double versus Kentucky in the Regional Final. I even enjoy those cell phone commercials with Chuck Barkley. Deadspin tipped me off to this a couple of days ago. E! chimes in with their take. All I can say is for the LOVE OF GOD, please Dwyane let this be another stupid internet rumor.

Rumors linking Dwayne Wade to Star Jones cause Charles Barkley to update his Five
Published 4/25/2008 by The Duke of Kickball at Your Face is a Sports Blog
NEW YORK - Charles Barkley, disgusted by rumors that his close friend Dwayne Wade was dating former "The View" host Star Jones , today immediately updated his T-Mobile MyFavs to replace Wade from his 5. "I know this - I ain't gonna have no fools dating Star Jones getting that junk all over my 5," Barkley said. "I'll add Kevin Johnson to the list, or Dan Majerle. Hell, even Oliver Miller would be fine. At least he's just fat, and not railing Star Jones." Author's Note: People have been asking me for days to do something on the alleged relationship between Wade and Jones. So this ...

Better Than Drying Paint: Your NBA Lottery Gamelog That's Not a Game
Published 5/20/2008 by jtom (noreply@blogger.com) at Super, Scintillating and Sarcastic
... -- who is, after all, from Sacramento -- is terrified to be surrounded by Dwyane Wade, Kevin Durant and Rudy Gay. 8:11- OK all the white folks, NBA players, Fred Hoiberg and Jay-Z have sat down, let's get going. 8:13- Richmond reps the Warriors and I win the office pool. 8:16- Is every one of them going to be able to actually comment on their excitement of envelopes opening? 8:17- I still can't reconcile Mike D'Antoni representing the atrocity that is the Knicks. 8:18- Dwyane Wade, fresh off of Star Jones. /shudders. 8:19- OK so far it's all chalk, no shocker there. Indiana at ...

Unsubstantiated Speculation: NBA Draft Links June 25
Published 6/26/2008 by jtom (noreply@blogger.com) at Super, Scintillating and Sarcastic
... . As much as I think Mayo will be a stud in this league, I cannot believe Pat Riley would pass up on the best player in the draft because he smiles too much and his eyes are naturally half-shut. Sure Dwyane Wade is a serious player, but all that got him last year was this. ...

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