Jared Allen: AFC Defensive Player of the Month/Mullet of the Year

• NFLAdam

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  I like Allen a lot. But as I wrote today, I feel he is a bad role model in that he has quit drinking. I feel that is a slap in the face to Max McGee. 

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• Arrowhead Addict

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  You know what... he's been so good after quitting that I've considered giving up the sauce myself.... On second thought, nah.

  Posted 11/2/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Friday links
Published 11/2/2007 by 100% Injury Rate at 100% Injury Rate
... and overtakes LSU at the #3 spot.On to the links.In honor of Saturday's big Pac-10 tilt, the Pac-10 Porn Name All-Stars. [The Extrapolator]Nothing like Va-Tech players wearing their opponents' jerseys during last night's game. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]Interesting way to show off your Super Bowl ring. [Mondesi's House]There's definitely a conspiracy going on against USC. [Rumors and Rants]Jared Allen has awesome hair. [Arrowhead Addict]Mike Cameron is starting off his free agency campaign well. [5 on ...

I WANT JARED ALLEN TO BE MY DAD
Published 11/2/2007 at With Leather
... handle the strict With Leather dress code: I'm the boss, so pants are optional.  And she was the co-ed looking for college credit, so she was subject to my whims.  And I don't think a low-cut blouse, pinstripe miniskirt, and lacy thigh-highs are too much to ask.  I mean, what is this, the '90s?  I thought we got past the whole feminism thing.Huh?  Jared who?  Oh, the football guy with the mullet?  Yeah he's okay.[More at Arrowhead Addict] 

Jared Allen Credits His Mullet for Winning Player of the Month Honors
Published 11/2/2007 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
... Thanks to Arrowhead Addict for uncovering this outstanding video of Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen, who was just named AFC Defensive Player of the Month, and who said his hair style is responsible for his success: ...

QB Sacks With A Party In The Back
Published 11/2/2007 by Sarge at First And 10 Inches
The Secret Weapon Now I knew that Jared Allen was a good time. I mean, c'mon. He was arrested for a DUI. Dangerous, yes. But you can be sure he was enjoying himself before sitting behind a wheel. While I don't fully condone such behavior, I fully support this video that has been unleashed by the awesome people of Arrowhead Addict. If I could embed it here, I wouldn. Just head over to the Addict to check it out. You'll need to turn up the volume a bit, but any player that says his mullet is the key to his success gets a thumbs up in my book. Enjoy.

High Five
Published 11/2/2007 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
A quick look around the interweb while searching for the elusive crotch shot TNT unleashes it's new All-Toupee team. [ The Sports Hernia ] Gilbert Arenas isn't pulling any punches. [ Sports Illustrated ] Jared Allen realizes he's nothing without his mullet. [ Arrowhead Addict ] Snoop and David Beckham are boys. [ The Postmen ] Belichick vs. Dungy. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber ]

Chiefs DE Credits Mullet for Award
Published 11/2/2007 at ESPN.com - NFL Nation - Blog
... Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen accepted a limited role on HBO's Hard Knocks, but he's making up for it now. Here, Allen explains how he's used his mullet to thoroughly confuse opponents, and pad his sack totals. ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 11/2/2007 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
... Manley will pay your rent. For real. (Deuce of Davenport)An interview with the FoxTrax Glow Puck! (Going Five Hole)The DEA says it now possesses a list of 30,000-40,000 PED/steroid users. (Steroid Nation)An interview with Team Awesome! The group that makes movie trailers based on classic Nintendo games. (The Grand National Championships)Jared Allen: AFC Defensive Player of the Month/Mullet of the Year. (Arrowhead Addict)A midget bullfighter (or matador if you took 8th grade Spanish) takes ...

Arrowhead Pride's Best of Jared Allen
Published 4/23/2008 by Chris at Arrowhead Pride: Front Page Posts
... via assets.espn.go.com He autographed a fan's DUI citation. He was honest about his academic ambitions in college. He put on a show for his new team last season with eight tackles, two sacks and one forced fumble. via cache.daylife.com He credited his mullet for his NFL sack lead. He was arrested for drinking and driving. Twice. Within a year. He was drafted for his long snapping skills as ...