vikingsgab.com - 6/28/2009
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Whether you agree with hunting or not, Jared Allen has made his hunting experience even more challenging than the average sportsman. Hunting elk with a spear, albeit on a game preserve, is no small feat. Enjoy the video below of the Vikings pro bowl defensive end:
This is what Jared Allen has chosen to do with his head
sports.yahoo.com 5/8/2009 — On a tip from SI's Jimmy Traina on
the Twitter machine , I did indeed turn on the NFL Network and catch a screen
grab of Jared Allen's (notes) haircut.
He looks like Kenny Powers, if he huffed some glue and went to SuperCuts. If you're a ...
Jared Allen Expects A Challenge
vikingsgab.com 5/3/2009 —
Jared Allen raised some eyebrows when he decided to stay away from the Vikings OTA’s and instead decided to hire a personal trainer and work out in his Arizona home. However, scout.com recently caught up with Allen and he says that he’s doing good geting into shape and also ...
Jared Allen is Tired of the Hurry Up and Waiting
sportsradiointerviews.com 7/23/2009 — Add Jared Allen to the list of people who want Brett Favre to make up his mind already as to if he’s coming back for his 112th season in the NFL. Favre, who is supposed to make his announcement on Friday as to his status of retirement seems to be ...
Jared Allen Is The Man
duelingcouches.blogspot.com 8/28/2009 — This is Jared Allen's response to the whole Favre schism story: "I don't think anyone on this team knows what schism means let alone use it in a sentence form. At first I thought schism was an STD, and I was like WOAH we practice abstinence here!" Amazing.
Jared Allen has quote of the year
scoresreport.com 8/28/2009 —
While fielding questions on Thursday about whether or not there is a schism (which means divide) between players in the Vikings’ locker room regarding who will start at quarterback this year, defensive end Jared Allen had this to say:
“I don’t know where this came from. Like I ...
Jared Allen Puts the Schism Thing to Bed, Jared Allen-Style
thevikingage.com 8/28/2009 — Jared Allen, like most people, had no idea what the word “schism” meant before it inexplicably became the nucleus around which the entire cloud of Favre-related media idiocy began orbiting. Jared says he actually thought “schism” was an STD. That’s funny. Every ...
Jared Allen Talks About His Phenomenal Ass and Brett Favre
sportsradiointerviews.com 5/7/2009 — Jared Allen is the type of player you hate unless he’s on your team. Think Danny Ainge or Bill Laimbeer in hoops. The Vikings paid a steep price to get him from the Chiefs and in his first season he accumulated 14 1/2 sacks. With Allen ...
Brett Favre Signs With Vikings (Humor) —
Bleacher Report - NFL 6/28/2009
Brett Favre has finally signed with the Minnesota Vikings after days of negotiating. The two parties have agreed on a one-year contract with Favre earning $8.12 Million.
Disclaimer: This is a joke. Punking my friend. Sorry.
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