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Jared Allen has quote of the year
scoresreport.com - 8/28/2009
Jared Allen has quote of the year
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While fielding questions on Thursday about whether or not there is a schism (which means divide) between players in the Vikings’ locker room regarding who will start at quarterback this year, defensive end Jared Allen had this to say: “I don’t know where this came from. Like I ...
Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
theworldofisaac.com - 8/28/2009
Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
— theworldofisaac.com — This doesn't really speak well to the education of NFL players. True, schism might be a bit... of an odd word. But really, considering the amount of skanky broads NFLers seem to hang around with, you'd think they'd know a thing or two about STDs. (more) Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?

Comments vote down The World of Isaac The World of Isaac posted 8/28/2009posted this
Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon Marshall Ass Clown Video
midwestsportsfans.com - 8/28/2009
Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon Marshall Ass Clown Video
— midwestsportsfans.com — Jared Allen delivered what is sure to be the funniest line of the NFL preseason yesterday in... response to the report of a “schism” in the Vikings locker room. His comments, including mention of STDs and abstinence, are ignorantly brilliant. Plus, video of Brandon Marshall acting like an ass clown. (more) Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon ...

Comments vote down MidwestSportsFans MidwestSportsFans posted 8/28/2009posted this
Vikings Don't Know the Meaning of the Word 'Schism'
sportingnews.com - 8/28/2009
Vikings Don't Know the Meaning of the Word 'Schism'
— sportingnews.com — Earlier this week we reported on a possible rift in the Vikings locker room , with part... of the roster sticking by Tarvaris Jackson as the preferred starter for the team. Then word trickled in that there were those who thought Sage Rosenfels was done ... (more) Vikings Don't Know the Meaning of the Word 'Schism'

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