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Jared Allen Is The Man
Jared Allen Is The Man
This is Jared Allen's response to the whole Favre schism story: "I don't think anyone on this team knows what schism means let alone use it in a sentence form. At first I thought schism was an STD, and I was like WOAH we practice abstinence here!" Amazing.
Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
theworldofisaac.com — This doesn't really speak well to the education of NFL players. True, schism might be a bit... of an odd word. But really, considering the amount of skanky broads NFLers seem to hang around with, you'd think they'd know a thing or two about STDs. (more) Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon Marshall Ass Clown Video
Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon Marshall Ass Clown Video
midwestsportsfans.com — Jared Allen delivered what is sure to be the funniest line of the NFL preseason yesterday in... response to the report of a “schism” in the Vikings locker room. His comments, including mention of STDs and abstinence, are ignorantly brilliant. Plus, video of Brandon Marshall acting like an ass clown. (more) Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon ...
Vikings Don't Know the Meaning of the Word 'Schism'
Vikings Don't Know the Meaning of the Word 'Schism'
sportingnews.com — Earlier this week we reported on a possible rift in the Vikings locker room , with part... of the roster sticking by Tarvaris Jackson as the preferred starter for the team. Then word trickled in that there were those who thought Sage Rosenfels was done ... (more) Vikings Don't Know the Meaning of the Word 'Schism'
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