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Jared Allen Puts the Schism Thing to Bed, Jared Allen-Style
Jared Allen Puts the Schism Thing to Bed, Jared Allen-Style
Jared Allen, like most people, had no idea what the word “schism” meant before it inexplicably became the nucleus around which the entire cloud of Favre-related media idiocy began orbiting. Jared says he actually thought “schism” was an STD. That’s funny. Every ...
Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
theworldofisaac.com — This doesn't really speak well to the education of NFL players. True, schism might be a bit... of an odd word. But really, considering the amount of skanky broads NFLers seem to hang around with, you'd think they'd know a thing or two about STDs. (more) Jared Allen thinks schism is a STD?
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Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon Marshall Ass Clown Video
Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon Marshall Ass Clown Video
midwestsportsfans.com — Jared Allen delivered what is sure to be the funniest line of the NFL preseason yesterday in... response to the report of a “schism” in the Vikings locker room. His comments, including mention of STDs and abstinence, are ignorantly brilliant. Plus, video of Brandon Marshall acting like an ass clown. (more) Jared Allen's Hilarious Schism Comments and the Brandon ...
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