Jared Allen's Marching Mullets
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| I Dislike Your Favorite Team found this 5/3/2008 on www.10000takes.com [flag] |
New Vikings DE Jared Allen is bringing his league leading 15.5 sacks to Minnesota, his sexually aggressive #69 jersey and a van full of personal bankers to count all the Zygi dollars he will be collecting over the next six years. One key question regarding Allen's arrival in Minnesota remains unanswered. Will Allen bring the Marching Mullets with him to the Land of 10,000 Takes Lakes? Jared ...
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Published 5/3/2008 by Big Blue Monkey at I Dislike Your Favorite Team
... wants to know what will become of New Viking's Jared Allen's old KC charity, Marching Mullets . 10,000 Takes seems to think that suburban Twin Citian moms won't be able to handle so many mullets. But I say, keep in mind that many of those accomplished Twin Citians moms are just a generation removed from smalltown hockey towns, and are quite comfortable with big men (or small boys) with huge mullets. ...
