Jason Giambi: "The thong works every time."

Giambi Wears a Thing and WWAD?

Posted 5/19/2008 on Juiced Sports Blog*: Writing Enhanced by Flaxseed Oil

COLIN LINNEWEBER Big Media Bias Without the Boston Bullshit JASON GIAMBI New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi revealed this week that he wears a gold lame, tiger-striped thong when he is mired in a prolonged batting slump. “I only put it on when I’m desperate to get out of a big slump,” the abuser of steroids told Portfolio.com. “The Giambino,” a ...

Put on Your Thong Giambi!

Posted 5/17/2008 on Mets Prospects Minors Blog | MetsProspectus.com

The key to turning the Yankees season around could be under Jason Giambi 's pinstriped pants .The Yankee slugger revealed Friday he slips on a gold lamé thong with a flame-line waistband when he's trying to get out of a hitting slump - and he's shard it with his teammates. Not sure about you, but I think it is time for Giambi to pull out these magic panties. Look at Giambi's stats and ...

For Jason Giambi, The Thong Remains The Same

Posted 5/16/2008 on Can't Stop The Bleeding

J ason Giambi has a deep, dark secret. Deeper than his compulsion to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door, and darker than his dream of growing up to be a heavy-metal musician. The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform. “I only put ...

The Thong remains the same

Posted 5/16/2008 on Sports Frog

I wish I could credit for the title of this post, but I lifted it directly from the article. The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform. "I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he confides. Over Giambi's checkered ...

Jason Giambi ponders new ways to scare pitchers

Posted 5/16/2008 on Watchdog

I was going to ignore this one , but then my boss pointed it out to me, so I said to myself, "Self, you should not ignore this one." It seems Jason Giambi wears a gold lame tiger-striped thong. But only when he's not hitting well. I guess I should try that for writer's block.

The Tale Of Jason Giambi And The Golden Thong

Posted 5/16/2008 on The Bronx Stop

Franz Lidz/Portfolio Magazine (hat tip River Ave. Blues): Jason Giambi has a deep, dark secret. Deeper than his compulsion to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door, and darker than his dream of growing up to be a heavy-metal musician. The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, ...

It's Offical

Posted 5/16/2008 on The Boston Blogger

The Yankees are the Gayest Team Ever The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform. I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump,"he confides. Thank You Portfolio.com

Giambi's Thong

Posted 5/16/2008 on The Joy of Sox

Jason Giambi reveals that, to end a batting slump, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-striped thong. He adds that he has shared the thong with many teammates, including Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura and Robinson Cano: All of them wore it and got hits. The thong works every time. Giambi did not say whether any Yankees have worn one of these . Also: A short history of ...

I,I,I,I,I...Want the knife thong!

Posted 5/20/2008 on Sport Hump...dry and harmless

Baseball players are always fanatical and overzealous for finding creative ways to break slumps and to get out of a snide, but as a loyal yankees fan I am not sure what to think of "The Golden Thong." Giambi told Conde Nast Portfolio magazine that he wears a gold lamé tiger-striped thong under his uniform when he's in a funk at the plate. "I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of ...

Virescent

Posted 5/19/2008 on Empyreal Environs

Game 46: May 18, 2008 Brewers 7 L: Carlos Villanueva (2-5) 20-24, 5 game losing streak Red Sox 11 W: Josh Beckett (5-3) 27-19, 3 game winning streak Highlights: Jim Rice was in rare form in the pre-game show. When asked about Jason Giambi’s gold lamé thong and his penchant for sharing it with his slumping teammates , he said, “I like my teammates, but ...

My eyes! My eyes!!!

Posted 5/17/2008 on It is about the money, stupid

Sometimes we read/see things that we never ever want to see. A grandparent in an advanced state of undress. "Surprise Test Today" on the blackboard. That really old guy at the gym who likes to walk around naked waaay too much. A player on your childhood favorite team wearing a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong . That same player sharing the thong with teammates. Then I fell upon this and I'm ...

Jason Giambi - “Party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star, rake like an all-star…dress like the daughter on the Bill Engvall Show?”

Posted 5/16/2008 on Tirico Suave

Someone needs to tell Jason Giambi that you can’t be your own Slumpbuster. Giambi claims to wear a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong when he’s not hitting. I claim this cuts down on seeing panty lines through his uniform. Wait, what? Damn you, Jason Giambi, damn you. What happened to the guy who used to tittygraph [...]

Don't Read if You've Just Eaten

Posted 5/16/2008 on My Pinstripes

This is a sure fire diet that will be bigger than South Beach , Pritikin , or anything Dr. Phil can crank out. Just read the following just before you are about to eat. Jason Giambi likes gold lamé thong underwear, especially when he's in a slump. The Giambino told Portfolio Magazine his hidden secret to overcome those nasty curve balls (no pun intended). "I only put it on when I'm desperate ...

Everything You Never Needed To Know About Jason Giambi

Posted 5/16/2008 on FanHouse

If you saw Jason Giambi walking around a couple of weeks ago with an odd look on his face, I may have an explanation for you. He told Portfolio magazine that he's got a gold lame, tiger stripe thong that he slips on to try and bust him out of big slumps. Seeing as how he hit .164 in April, there was probably a lot of wedgie picking going on in the Yankee clubhouse. He's up to .219 this ...

Dizzy? Streaky Soriano will decide Cubs' fate

Published 5/18/2008 on Chicago Sun-Times :: Chicago Cubs ::

Jay Mariotti : I will thank Alfonso Soriano for one thing: He didn't resort to wearing a gold lame thong, complete with tiger stripes, as a slump-busting technique. Such is the exposed secret (Victoria's) of Jason Giambi, who claims the thong "works ...