Jenna Plumley Needs Some Mary Kay

Collecting the "Dew"

Posted 7/18/2008 on Unrestricted: My Nascar Rants & Raves

New Racing Designs Coming in July To keep your summer cool and exciting, watch for the next four unique Mountain Dew Limited Edition bottle can designs … all about racing! Check out the very sleek and cool bottle cans designed by acclaimed motorsports artist Sam Bass exclusively for Mountain Dew, available only at Wal-Mart in July, while supplies last. Check out the designs here .  ...

To Watch Tonight [Must ... Reach ... Remote]

Posted 7/17/2008 on Deadspin

What to watch after a tough day in court fighting Wal-Mart monkey discrimination ... • Cycling: Tour de France, stage 12,Lavelanet to Narbonne, France (8 p.m., ET). Welcome to Narbonne. Please pee in this cup. [Versus] • Major League Lacrosse: All-Star Game, at Denver (10 p.m., ET). Men with sticks. [ESPN2] • Soccer: MLS, Kansas City at Columbus (8 p.m., ET). Why can I drum up no interest ...

Oklahoma women's basketball player arrested ...

Posted 7/17/2008 on Deadspin

Oklahoma women's basketball player arrested for stealing make-up from Wal-Mart. Hey, at least she's making an effort to be the attractive lesbian. [ The Durant Daily ]

Who Knew? Female Hoops Players Wear Makeup

Posted 7/17/2008 on SPORTSbyBROOKS

Easy, breezy, beautiful, and out the door. Oklahoma women’s hoops guard Jenna Plumley is accused of trying to shoplift some makeup from a Norman-area Wal-Mart , according to the AP (via the DURANT DAILY DEMOCRAT). When I think “Always Low Prices,” I know they don’t really mean free — but let’s face it, everything’s getting more expensive, and ...

Billy Packer jumps from CBS to Wal-Mart...with help from Photoshop

Posted 7/17/2008 on T O N Y B L O G S

I usually try not to do this type of thing, but when I saw this on Tirico Suave this morning, I had to post it here. It's a very nicely Photoshopped image of Billy Packer's new gig. Packer says he's completely done with broadcasting, but I'm sure if he really were to work at Wal-Mart he would color-commentate the goings on. "And the stock boy loads the shelves nicely, but he really could ...

Don’t Seek the Autograph of C. Yaeger

Posted 7/16/2008 on STLSportsMag

A couple of weeks ago on JoeSportsFan.com, we documented the plight of society as John Doe took to the aisles of an Indiana Wal Mart and impersonated Stone Cold Steve Austin for a little extra cash . He may have moved on to the Bronx to get a little more recognition at the All Star Game. On Monday, our random John Doe posed as Phillies player C. Yaeger for all the kiddies. It wasn’t ...

Retailers Pulling Bottles With Bisphenol-A

Posted 7/16/2008 on On The Pitch

Late last year, we posted some information about popular water bottles for young athletes and a potentially dangerous chemical in them called bisphenol-A (BPA) . The FDA did not feel the evidence warranted banning the substance in baby and water bottles, but many consumer advocates did. After intense lobbying, it looks like the advocates are getting their way, as major retailers like Wal-Mart ...

C. Yaeger Would Like to Sign Your Balls

Posted 7/16/2008 on JoeSportsFan.com

A couple of weeks ago, we documented the plight of society as John Doe took to the aisles of an Indiana Wal Mart and impersonated Stone Cold Steve Austin for a little extra cash . He may have moved on to the Bronx to get a little more recognition at the All Star Game. On Monday, our random John Doe posed as Phillies player C. Yaeger for all the kiddies. It wasn't Steve Yeager, it was C. ...

Dreams of Grandeur in West Virginia

Posted 7/16/2008 on Full Throttle

The just announced marriage of convenience between Brad Daugherty and JTG Racing has spawned dreams of grandeur in Charleston, West Virginia’s Kanawha Valley. Charleston councilman David Higgins, noting Daugherty’s racing connections along with hometown football hero Randy Moss, thinks the two should persuade the powers that be to build “a large speedway on a Wal-Mart ...