Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson Has White Icing On Her Tongue
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football — ... tongue. A better look revealed it’s the birthday cake of 28-year-old stud Tony Romo. Not pictured - Joe Simpson in the corner giggling and calculating how much he’s going to bag on the Romo-Simpson marriage photos. These people make us sick in a train wreck kind of way. Just how long can pops ride this gravy train? He still has the Ashlee baby photos to sell off. By all estimates the guy could retire in about 10 years. Photos by D Magazine ShareThis

ROMO GOT IT ALL OVER JESSICA'S FACE
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... "She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle," says one club insider. "But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing." In a related story, a girl I once dated let me have sex with her if I turned out all the lights and didn't make any noise. But she let me hold hands with her in public, so that was cool. [D Magazine] ...

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SI.com - Extra Mustard — ... People.com has a full report on Tony Romo's birthday bash that took place over the weekend. Two things of note on this. One, it looks like Romo is trying to channel his inner Tom Brady by rocking the golf cap. Two, Jessica Simpson really, really likes icing. ...

Tragedy In The Big D [Mysteries]
Deadspin — ... .... .... "Noooooo!", the black man thought, "I could've prevented this. I should've done something." The Cowboys' quarterback was powerless. The blonde woman with the mysterious blue icing leaned in and attacked the 28-year-old's tongue in front of the roomful of stunned onlookers. The Cowboys' quarterback was covered in blue icing. Chaos ensued. The woman has yet to be identified and is still on the loose. Beware. Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo [D Magazine] [via With Leather] ...