Joe Theismann Loves Munching Box

• Liston

  +3

  Dear Mr. Irrelevant,

  Nice misleading title. I was very disappointed when I watched the video clip.

  Love,

  Liston

  Posted 8/20/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Chris Mottram

  +4

  Liston-

  What did you expect, video of Theismann actually eating box? So sorry to let you down, man.

  -Chris, misterirrelevant.com
  

  Posted 8/20/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • RedBaron

    +2

    "Theismann actually eating box" - I cannot think of a video that I would be less interested in viewing.  Great name for the next Deadspin spinoff blog, though.

    Posted 8/20/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • Liston

    +2

    Chris, 

    That is exactly what I was expecting. One time when I was a child my dad told me he was taking me to a Spurs playoff game. I was so geeked about it I told all the other poor little Mexicans at my school. I went home and waited eagerly by the door.... for 9 hours. Turns out, he took a buddy of his instead because he said he would pay for all the beer. He brought me him a Spurs souvenir collector cup as a consolation. I felt the same way opening that gift as I did opening that video. I hate my life.

    Liston

    Posted 8/21/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Links (10)

Intraweb links: "Guy's" Style
Published 8/20/2007 by Logan at Log's Blog
... This guy supposedly loves eating box.[Mister Irrelevant] ...

Intraweb Links: Guy's Style
Published 8/20/2007 by Daris at Log's Blog
... This guy supposedly loves eating box.[Mister Irrelevant] ...

Morning Paper: Eating Box
Published 8/20/2007 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
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JOE THEISMANN IS GONNA MUNCH SOME BOX
Published 8/20/2007 at With Leather
... [Mr. Irrelevant]  ...

Joe Theismann Will Munch on the Box, Mike Patrick Says So
Published 8/20/2007 at FanIQ Blog
... Fortunately, they got together this weekend for a Redskins game and this glorious exchange happened. Yep, THAT just happened. Thank you Mr. Irrelevant.

Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann Reduced to Pizza Shilling in Local Preseason Broadcasts
Published 8/20/2007 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
... Now, Mr. Irrelevant notes that they're working the local Redskins preseason broadcasts, and they've been reduced to stuff like this: ...

Oh How I've Missed You Joseph!
Published 8/20/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... Mister Irrelevant found this clip of Patrick telling the audience that our old pal Joe, likes to "munch on the box".... ...

Theismann Likes Munching
Published 8/20/2007 by Simon at SimonOnSports
... Courtesy of Mr. Irrelevant

It's Good To See That Joe Theismann Is Still Getting Work
Published 8/27/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... I was worried about our friend Joseph. I hadn't seen him in months, and repeated calls to his publicist were not returned. We finally had one sighting last week, and we've got our second one today.... ...

Your State-Carolina Announcers
Published 2/19/2008 by Alpha Wolf at The Red and White From State
North Carolina at NC State (ESPN, 7pm) Mike Patrick, Jay Bilas, Stacey Dales Maybe Mike Patrick will talk about Joe Theisman.  You just never have any idea what will come out of his mouth next.