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Can't Stop The Bleeding found this 5/8/2007 on joesportsfan.com

THIS JUST IN......... BARBARO LOSES CHANCE TO CAPTURE TRIPLE CROWN.... DIRK NOWITZKI CLAIMS HE HEARD FAT WOMAN SINGING AFTER GAME 4.... YANKEES ADD BRETT FAVRE TO BOLSTER STARTING ROTATION.... CHASING HISTORY: BONDS 124 HOME RUNS BEHIND SADAHARU OH.... COLD PIZZA OFFICIALLY CHANGES NAME TO POO-POO ON TELEVISION.... GREAT CLIPS BARBER DISCOVERS FAMILY OF PIT VIPERS NESTING IN MAGGLIO ORDONEZ'S ...