They were who we thought they were…
Bugs & Cranks —
... we traded one of those guys worked out pretty well, so I’ll hope for same. John Mayberry seems like low-risk option number 1 of right-handed power platoon bat in left. Lets see who else Amaro stockpiles in the midst of lowballing Burrell. ...
Oh, (insert expletive)!
We Should Be GM's —
... , has been swapped for another 1st round pick. Amaro got his trading feet wet by exchanging minor leaguers, as huge disappoint Golson was sent to the Texas Rangers for John Mayberry Jr.. Mayberry has power potential, but his minor league line has been mediocre over 4 seasons- 105 dbl, 82 hr, 275 r, 257 rbi, 42 sb, .255 avg, .802 OPS. He is big, 6'6" 230 lbs, plays outfield while batting righthanded, and is the son of former player John Mayberry who played in the Majors from 1968-1982 smacking 255 homeruns. I could care less that Golson is gone, I just hope Mayberry isn't Rube's ...

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