Jose Molina Takes One For The Team

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Jose Molina's Future Children to Be Born With Splitting Headaches
Published 7/1/2008 by Tom Fornelli at FanHouse
... of different ways. Whether I was standing on my head, doing a cartwheel, or running in place: it hurt every single time. So I know what Jose Molina was going through last night, though I wouldn't have rolled around on the ground like a baby afterwards. Nope, instead I would have run into the clubhouse to call my mommy and tell her what the mean man did to Frank N. Beans. She'll show him not to mess with her boy! (A fastball in the boys to Awful Announcing)   Permalink | Email this ...

Rounding The Bases: Nader Deserves Nut Shot
Published 7/2/2008 by David Chalk at Bugs & Cranks
VIDEO: Yankees catcher Jose Malina blocks a pitch — with his junk. More painful than that minor leaguer getting his wrist broke by Elliott Johnson back in the spring? [AwfulAnnouncing] [B&C] Ralph Nader says he’s fighting against fans and taxpayers getting screwed by sports franchises. And yet, he’s a Yankees fan. [edgeOFsports] All-around nice guy Brett Myers optioned down to the Iron Pigs. [the700level] Dominance Of Devil Rays Devalues Dunkin Donuts Stock. [sportsFROG ...

TODAY IN SHATTERED TESTICLE NEWS...
Published 7/2/2008 at With Leather - The official sports gossip blog for attractive people
... Here's video (courtesy of AA) of one of the catching Molina brothers getting a Mariano Rivera fastball directly to the groin.  Which one is this?  Yadier?  Bengie?  What do you mean, "Jose"?  There's a THIRD one?  Well, with all those brothers we needn't worry too much about the Molina catcher DNA pool getting thinned out too much.  Plus, he's a Yankee, so I'm fresh out of sympathy for him this morning. ...

Diamondbacks Catcher Wishes People Would Stop Busting His Balls, Literally
Published 7/2/2008 at The Sporting Blog
... .; 5) This is the last time I m asking you this, god: Why the hell is the most sensitive area on a man the least naturally protected? They re just out there, exposed, begging for a hard spherical object to crush them. Oh, also, a Yankee took a fastball right in the baby-maker the other day. Suddenly, god s plan makes sense.

Yowch
Published 7/2/2008 by slanch at The Slanch Report
... a testicle. Awful. I don’t even want to think about it. Apparently he was limping around the clubhouse after the game in a whole heap of pain. I always thought you needed bones in order to fracture them, then again, I really don’t want to examine this injury too seriously. Since I don’t have any video of it, here’s Yankees catcher Jose Molina taking one off HIS junk, I especially enjoy Michael Kay’s reaction. [Awful Announcing] ...

Bunts and Choppers: Twins 7, Tigers 0
Published 7/3/2008 by Ian Casselberry at Bless You Boys: Front Page Posts
... (via Awful Announcing)   I really just wanted an excuse to post that.  I love how the Yankees' broadcasters try so hard not to say exactly what happened.  "Gee whiz, Michael - ...

Nutpain Video Blowout
Published 7/9/2008 by Simon (noreply@blogger.com) at SimonOnSports
I thought this was a solid way to reinvigorate my audience of 3. Show videos of people getting hit in the groin. Courtesy of People, AA , ...