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JP Losman’s Quarterbacking Impotency Carries Over Seamlessly To The UFL
tiricosuave.com - 10/16/2009
JP Losman’s Quarterbacking Impotency Carries Over Seamlessly To The UFL
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JP Losman was sacked six times in last night’s laughable 29-15 loss to the Florida Tuskers. For a Bro that pounds the drums, he was completely void of anything resembling rhythm. Let’s do a quick rundown to recap: Happy feet in the pocket? Check. Staring longingly into the eyes of ...
Missing Your JP Losman Fix?
hermsperm.blogspot.com - 10/15/2009
Missing Your JP Losman Fix?
— hermsperm.blogspot.com — After watching the ridiculously exciting US soccer match against Puerto Rico (yeah fuck you self-governing unincorporated territory... of the United States), I began my nightly channel surfing of the HD stations, hoping to find something to pass the time before I pound 10 Ambien and go to bed. I ... (more) Missing Your JP Losman Fix?

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