Karl Malone: Father of the Year

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  He looks like a cartoon character in the picture.

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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SEXY BLOW HARD!
Published 4/28/2008 at With Leather
... Deuce of Davenport knows Karl Malone's seed is prolific.  I'd like to think most of my illegitimate children will play professional sports, but history tells me they'll end up at an institution for the criminally insane.  ...

The Roundup: The Sordid (and Alleged) Affair Between Roger Clemens and Mindy McCready
Published 4/28/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... the beginning of the NFL draft that Patrick Imig did. (Sportsline) The cliffhanger that is Gordon Edes’ writing career - looks like he’s staying at the Globe. For now. (Scott’s Shots) Because he’s killin’ for our fantasy team: Four cool things about Nate McLouth. (Sporting News) Another weekend, another monumental female auto racing victory. (USA Today) Karl Malone offspring are talented. (Deuce of Davenport) There were updates on DeShawn vs. LeBron/Jay-Z over the weekend. ( ...

Daily Dump: Karl Malone Bastard Child Makes It, Clemens Fling, Celebrity Pinball Machines And Mushnick
Published 4/28/2008 by J Koot at Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football
... the dump daily by 9 a.m. Please have links in by 7 a.m. Tell friends, enemies, mothers, girlfriends and mailmen. All we ask is to add us to your blog roll or drop a link for us here and there. We’re going slightly lite on the today’s dump. Things will pick up tomorrow.   Today’s Dump: Karl Malone bastard child makes NFL [Deuce of Davenport] Clemens had a 10-year fling with THIS!? [NY Daily ...

Additional reasons to hate Karl Malone
Published 4/28/2008 by grungedave at The Dream Shake - a Houston Rockets blog
... Not that it should take much energy or effort to hate Karl Malone... the guy is a certified ass-clown, but today we have more evidence supporting the cause: http://www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/04/karl-malone-father-of-year.html (The ...

Create The Caption #206
Published 4/28/2008 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... The Eff Out! (Bugs and Cranks) A Great Interview With Agent Leigh Steinberg (Sports Agent Blog) A Look Into Non-Commercial Sports (Food Court Lunch) 8 Reasons Why Joe Torre Wants Out Of LA (E True Sports) A Collection Of Useless Jerseys (For The Love of Sports) Give McFadden A Chance (I'm Writing Sports) Wiz-Cavs Isn't A Rivalry (Waiting For Next Year) Best Celebrity Themed Pinball Games (On 205th) Karl Malone's Illegitimate Son Is Going Pro (Deuce of Davenport)

Karl Malone Is Your Current Leader For Father Of The Year
Published 4/28/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... Thanks to my good friends at Deuce of Davenport, I learned that Karl Malone, who was one of my least favorite players ever, just had one of his multiple illegitimate kids drafted during the NFL Draft this weekend. The kid's name is Demetrius Bell. He went to Northwestern State University, plays offensive line, and was the 219th overall pick. ...

Karl Malone has super sperm
Published 4/28/2008 by Eze at EBSports Blog
karlmalonefather.jpg One of our great buds, Deuce of Davenport has found out some very interesting things about our lovely and friendly Karl Malone. I mean, we all know he attempted to boink Kobe Bryant’s wife…and has fathered WNBA Superstar Cheryl Ford. Now after some new DNA reports leaked, Buffalo Bills Offensive Lineman Demetrius Bell has been linked to being another bastard child of Karl Malone. Classy guy. Oh, but wait…it gets better. When Bell contacted Malone, he was met with this response:“It was too late for him to be his father and that Bell would ‘earn his money on ...

Arizona Jeans Company is a safe, boring option for young teen clothing....and Links
Published 4/28/2008 by Poncho Sinatra at Sport Hump...dry and harmless
... A nice little weekly from General Tao....Food Court Lunch Karl Malone, Father of the Year?....Deuce of Davenport Can you shake your Poak Shop?....Cousins of Ron Mexico Myley Cyrus likes her men pretty big....Thunder Matt's Saloon The NFL Draft is overrated, I agree....Holy Balls *About no Syracuse players in the draft. Did we really expect we would get any guys in there? I think ...

Offensive Tackle Demetrius Bell, Son of Deadbeat Dad Karl Malone, Drafted by Bills
Published 4/29/2008 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
Filed under: Bills, NFL Draft, BuffaloThe Buffalo Bills picked Northwestern State offensive tackle Demetrius Bell on Sunday in the seventh round of the NFL draft. Seventh-round offensive linemen rarely get any attention. But Bell is getting a lot of attention today because of his famous father, NBA legend Karl Malone. And Bell says the genetics of a great athlete is all he ever got from that famous father. When they met for the first time, Bell was 18, and Malone delivered a harsh message that, according to ...

Reading is Great! Tuesday’s NBA Links
Published 4/29/2008 by Andrew Thell at Empty the Bench
... - Did that really just happen? Was it all a bad dream? Celts fans still dazed. Ball Don’t Lie - Why Doc Rivers deserves significant blame for last night’s meltdown. NY Post - Juicy-but-far-fetched NY rumor of the day: Mike D’Antoni to the Knicks. SPORTSbyBROOKS - It’s time to dust off Larry Brown’s amazing technicolor dreamsweater. Deuce of Davenport - Karl Malone is chock full of sperm, but short on love. No Blood No Foul ...

Daily Fix: Sex, drugs and 100 MPH fastballs
Published 4/30/2008 by houroc at SportFiends
... Karl Malone is another example of a black man whos a deadbeat dad with exceptional genes. Damn it, why do we have to be so damn sexy. The mailman had his first kid with a 13 year old when he was 18, now that guys in the NFL and wheres Malone? No where to be found. [Deuce of Davenport] ...