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Keith Hernandez Reveals Bizarre Man-Crush on Pirates Mascot
Keith Hernandez Reveals Bizarre Man-Crush on Pirates Mascot
Uni Watch has a highly sophisticated readership, so I’m sure you all know about furries. But just in case: Furries are people who like to dress up as animals — sometimes just “for fun,” often as a sexual fetish (further details here and here ). Like most festishes, ...
The Mets Don't Like Furries
The Mets Don't Like Furries
psamp.com — The Mets were in Pittsburgh for a makeup game with the Buccos. Also in town, and at the same hotel, were Furries. Anthrocon 2009 made it to Pittsburgh, as it usually does, and the incredibly weird Furries annoyed the crap out of the Mets. (more) The Mets Don't Like Furries
Keith Hernandez, Emergency Medical Technician
Keith Hernandez, Emergency Medical Technician
bugsandcranks.com — I keep seeing these ads on the subway for DC37, New York City’s Largest Public Employee Union — and apparently it’s not just the Yankees stealing billions of dollars from city taxpayers, it’s private contractors too. And I ... (more) Keith Hernandez, Emergency Medical Technician
Pittsburgh Anthrocon's Furries 'Freak Out' Mets Reporter - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh Anthrocon's Furries 'Freak Out' Mets Reporter - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh
wpxi.com — PITTSBURGH -- The furries have returned to Pittsburgh with the Anthrocon 2009 convention. RAW VIDEO: Furries Cuddle, Play Ball & Cards In Pittsburgh Anthrocon is the largest anthropomorphics convention in the world with a membership of nearly 3,000 ... (more) Pittsburgh Anthrocon's Furries 'Freak Out' Mets Reporter ...
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Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Keith Hernandez (from UniWatch’s Paul Lukas)
Can't Stop The Bleeding — ... was this guy in the 1980s,” he said after Nick Evans hit something like the fifth straight single off Maholm in the fifth inning — and then the Mets bullpen was wearily slouching towards a K-Rod breakdown. Sadly, I missed the part in which Keith Hernandez and Gary Cohen discussed the fact that the Mets were staying in the same hotel as a bunch of attendees from this week’s Furry Convention in Pittsburgh. Thankfully, UniWatch’s Paul Lukas was there to catch and transcribe the discussion. Gary Cohen: There’s the Pirate Parrot, ...

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cantstopthebleeding.com 7/3/2009 — I watched some of yesterday’s Mets/Pirates make-up game, but apparently not the right parts. In what I watched, the Mets were hitting singles and Keith Hernandez was shit-talking the ineffective, soft-tossing Paul Maholm — “where was this guy in the 1980s,” he said after ...
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rizzosports.com 6/30/2009 — There is only one area where the Pirates are better then the Steelers and Penguins. Interestingly enough Bob Nutting and his cast of characters have no say in the matter. The Pirates are winners on the internet, as they have more quality sites covering them, then the Steelers and Pens combined. ...
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