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Kevin Millar and His Hitler-ish Mustache
Kevin Millar and His Hitler-ish Mustache
The only thing funnier than Mr. Millar’s lip fur on this Sunday afternoon was the commentary about it provided by MASN announcers Jim Hunter and Jim Palmer. Somehow, the always topical Mary Poppins was referenced before a certain German dictator. Somewhere, Charlie Chaplin was making sad eyes. And in at least some ways, it reminds me of Crash Davis’ advice for Nuke LaLoosh in ...
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Early Morning Aggregator - Phils win in 11
The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae — ... – by attending a Rock, Paper, Scissors contest where the winner gets a gold medal. • You may have missed this the other day, so I'll bump it here. Kulp was on a conference call with Ed Stefanski. Theo is back, the team looks better on paper and hopefully better on wood and Willie Green was hurt last year. Yeah, that's why... Good job by Kulp that you can read here. • I've said before that the Holocaust isn't funny, but Hitler is funny. Question: is THIS funny? Via Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant. • I think Obama could win this election ...

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Morning Constitutional: 'It's a Long Week'
The Sporting Blog — ... Adam Everett's Mother Dresses Him Funny | Walkoff Walk Everett's jersey apparently came from the "slightly defective" rack at the Twins store outlet. Kevin Millar and His Hitler-Style Mustache | Mr. Irrelevant Millar has some sweet Nazi-inspired Charlie Chaplin-ish lip fur going on. An Emotional Gold For US Men’s Volleyball Team | Sports by Brooks The Games save the best feel-good story for last.  Tommie Harris: Lord of the ...

Kevin Millar’s mustache - WTF
Sports Crackle Pop — ... No idea what spawned the idea for the Baltimore Orioles’ Kevin Millar to grow that ’stache, but it might be considered of questionable taste. As MisterIrrelevant points out, it has a resembalnce to something a German dictator fashioned a while back. We all know Millar’s personality as a joker, so I am pretty sure he means not to offend anyone with this. I will give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. ...

Derby Update - 8/24/08
Home Run Derby — ... Check out Kevin Millar’s Hitler-style Moustache at Mister Irrelevant. ...

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Drunk Jays Fans — ... everything that's wrong about baseball (and I don't just mean Alex Rodriguez). It's good to know that some things are constant. This kid's mechanics are totally off. I'm guessing whatever movie studio made Radio is already trying to sign the rights to this story. Of course, the evil league employee will be played by Dennis Hopper and the nine year old kid will probably be played by Chris O'Donnell. Finally, I guess the Yankees aren't the only fascists in baseball.

Sunday Dumb Day 8/31
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This Week in Bloggernets: Millar's mustache and concern about the Sox
Red Sox Monster — ... against the White Sox this weekend has to be considered a coup, even if it didn't end well today. With that said, let's move on to This Week in Bloggernets, Red Sox Monster's weekly look at some of the weirdest and most interesting things floating around on the Web. -- Kevin Millar's new mustache is curiously familiar. ( Mister Irrelevant ) -- Things could have been calmer at Yankee Stadium this week. ( ...

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