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Kill Kill Kill: Cannibal Ox’s Pigeon

Kill Kill Kill: Cannibal Ox’s Pigeon

Mr. Irrelevant found this 4/3/2009 on kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com

Foolish pigeon. Full of empty-headed ideas about the turtle. All he knows of them are benign representations in pop culture. Yertle, Koopa Troopa. Vaguely menacing but ultimately harmless. Plodding simpletons, so easy to elude. And what that Family Guy line? “Nature’s D ...

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