Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Offseason Adventures Of Michael Vick! Episode 3: Matt Schaub Is Traded

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(phone rings) Vick: (startles awake) What?! What the fuck is that?! (phone rings) Vick: Is that the phone, or am I still trapped in that dream with the cannibal mafia hitman? (phone rings) Vick: Okay, I think it s the phone. Fuck, man. (phone rings) Vick: (takes bong hit) Hello? Blank: Hello, Michael? Vick: Maybe Blank: Michael, it s Arthur Blank. Vick: Man, I told you motherfuckers I don t ... [link]

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Balance of Hotness: Carr vs. Schaub
Published 3/22/2007 by Texas Gal at Ladies...
... , for Michael Vick,

Leftovers: He's Got NBA Written All Over Him
Published 3/22/2007 at Deadspin
... • Explaining the Matt Schaub trade to Michael Vick. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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