Insert Obvious “Going Backdoor” Joke Here
Sports Crackle Pop — Isiah may be gone, but his spirit apparently lives on with the Knicks. Team Turmoil is dealing with a new sexual harassment suit, though this one has a bit of a twist. Take it away, New York Post.. Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him. The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” ...

I'm Not Saying Eddy Curry Gets Hot Chicks, I'm Just Saying He Can Do Better Than A Chauffeur
Not Qualified To Comment — ... Eddy Curry is a fat, stupid slob, but this story is a little over the top. The New York Post (I know, I know, the Post is basically a tabloid, but you can't miss this, trust me) is reporting that Eddy Curry is being charged with sexually harassing a chauffeur. Yeah you heard me. You have to read it to believe it: ...

Eddy Curry charged with sexual harassment by male chauffeur
tonyblogs.net - Sports news, humor, videos and prognostications. — ... Many Knicks fans already don't like Eddy Curry because of the waste of talent, money and a roster space he has been, but many more will be on that bandwagon soon. Curry has been charged with sexual harassment by his former limo driver, David Kuchinsky. Here are some excerpts from the New York Post: The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave." Curry also made Kuchinsky perform ...

Eddy Curry slapped with bizarre sex-harassment suit
Ball Don't Lie — The New York Post has a big story tonight. Huge story. Massive. Like 6-foot-11, 300 pou— I'll stop, this is too crazy: Eddy Curry has been slapped with a sexual-harassment suit by his former driver, who claims the Knicks center tried to solicit gay sex from him. The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave." Curry also made Kuchinsky perform ...

XXX-Tra Spicy Curry
What Would Oakley Do? — ... The Post reports that the former driver of Eddy Curry is accusing the Knicks center of sexually harassing him and verbally abusing him in all sorts of other ways. The driver, a convicted felon (burglary and resisting arrest are mentioned explicitly in the article) according to the Post, claims that Curry dropped his pants in front of him and said "Come and touch it, Dave." David Kuchinsky, the aforementioned "Dave," also alleges that Curry withheld months of pay and was verbally abusive, including use derogatory terms about whites and Jews. Oh, and he alleges ...

Ex- Bull, Eddy Curry, Sued for Alleged Sex-Harassment Involving Claims of Gay Sex Solicitation of His Former Driver
Sport Syndicate — ... that includes a three-year prison sentence for a 1992 burglary in New Jersey. He also got three years' probation in a 2004 resisting-arrest case in the Garden State, records show. "It's shocking that Eddy opened his home to a convicted felon out of prison, and gave him a job when he couldn't find a job, and this is what comes out of it," she said. "The entire thing is preposterous." Kuchinsky's lawyer conceded his client's "troubled past," but said that was all behind him. Thanks to Melissa Jake Kronfield and Bruce Golding

Eddy Curry!!!
Rockin' Steady — ... HOLY  CRAP! So a gay sex scandal.  Great.  And the Isiah Thomas legacy is now complete.        ...

Eddy Curry Slapped With Sex Harrassment Case
SLAM Online — ... If any of the allegations, as reported in the New York Daily News, are true, Curry has given his family and organization reason to shake their head. Visit the report for the alleged details–they’re too ridiculous to copy here. ...

"Come and touch it, Dave"
ShamSports.com: NBA News That Doesn't Really Matter — Um....wow. New York Post: Knick slaped with sexual harassment suit Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him. The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave." Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his ...

Eddy Curry And The Disturbing, Big Gay Sexual Harassment Lawsuit [Eddy Curry]
Deadspin — ... . In a lengthy lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court by his former chauffeur, David Kuchinsky, we find out that Curry may be a super-aggressive anti-Semitic closet homosexual with a penchant for gun play. Whee. Read on. ...

Driver Says Eddy Curry's on the DL in Lawsuit
Robert Littal Presents The Infamous BlackSportsOnline — Eddy Curry's been slapped in the a** more times since becoming a Knick than maybe even Isiah Thomas. The guy got thrown out of his hometown of Chicago, robbed in his Burr Ridge, IL home, benched by Thomas, benched by Mike D'Antoni, and now comes the coup de gras... His former limo driver filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against him. ...

Eddy Curry Is Being Sued For Sexual Harassment...By A Man
Foul Balls — ... Tyrus Thomas and Joakim Noah. So really, we gave away crap for crap, even if Tyrus still does have some potential. Well, anyway, Eddy hasn't been playing in New York since Mike D'Antoni took over the head coaching job -- well, actually he's played three minutes -- because even though D'Antoni's system fits Eddie's desire to not have to play defense, it also requires a player to run up and down the court on a regular basis. So what has Eddy been doing with all of his free time? Let's ask the ...

Knicks' Eddy Curry Is Being Sued for Sexual Harassment by ... Another Man
FanHouse — ... If the man-on-man harassment case didn't grab your attention at first glance, then maybe some of the details will. From the NY Post, naturally: ...

Eddy Curry Might Need A Lecture From Sexual Harassment Panda
Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos — ... Curry is being sued by Kuchinsky, his former driver, who claims that he is owed back pay and expenses. Oh he also claims that Curry tried to get some sex on the side too. ...

Eddy Curry did what now?
Posting and Toasting — ... Before I post anything, let me mention that this comes from the New York Post: the very same paper that reported that Eddy Curry may be headed to the Blazers. So, remember who we're dealing with. That said, here's the story. I'll skip the tabloid details in this space, but the upshot is that Eddy Curry is reported to be facing a sexual harassment suit from a former driver of his for a number of fairly twisted allegations. For what it's worth, Curry's always come across like a benevolent dude and a family man as well. From everything we've heard in the past, he ...

Eddy Curry Accused Of Soliciting Gay Sex From His Former Driver David Kuchinsky
FanIQ Blog — ... Yes, it seems that Curry's former driver for three years, David Kuchinsky, is accusing the big man of trying to solicit gay sex from him. Yikes. So, let's of course go straight into the disturbing details.  ...

Male Limo Driver Hits Eddy Curry With Sexual Harassment Suit
YOU BEEN BLINDED — ... New York Knicks center Eddy Curry has been hit with a $98,000 sexual harassment suit by his former limousine driver David Kuchinsky. Curry declined to comment on the lawsuit, but his attorney Kelly Saindon says the claims are untrue. Of course she said that. There was no choice considering the charges being aimed at Curry. So what did Curry do? From the New York Post: The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” allegedly telling him, “Look ...

Curry Served With Law Suit For Alleged Gay Sex Advances
Hooped Up — ...  Just when the strange Marbury news slowed up in New York, the Eddy Curry “Come and touch it, Dave” gay sex scandal officially took the spotlight late Monday.  According to the New York Post, Curry was served with a sexual harassment suit by his former chauffeur David Kuchinsky, who claims Curry tried to get him to to the Man-Man on several occasions.  ...

The Tuesday Love Fest
The Love of Sports — ... ] This isn’t the kind of Eddy Curry news Knicks fans have been hoping for all season [ New York Post ] Corky Simpson doesn’t like people who write on the Internet … I’m sad now. [ ...

Eddy Curry Stars in Boner Jams ‘09: The Gay Sexual Harassment Story
Larry Brown Sports — ... . He’s never lived up to his hype, and now it’s starting to come out (if you believe this allegation) that not only is he not very good in the NBA, he’s also a bad dude. In possibly the first story of its kind, Eddy Curry is being sued for sexual harassment by a male chauffeur who claims Curry owes him money, mistreated him, and was anti-Semitic, for good measure. From the NY Post via ...

I'm Not Sure Anyone Could, Or Would, Want to Make This Up
Hardwood Paroxysm — ... Do you ever get deja vu? You get a glimpse of maybe one specific action at a particular location, a facial expression from a familiar person during a conversation, or maybe just a series of words in a particular order? Happens to me a lot, actually. About two weeks ago I had a dream - nay, a nightmare - in which the following lines were softly spoken gently to me from across a carpet of rose petals: "Look at me, [Rob], look" and "Come and touch it, Rob." Eddy Curry smirked as he stood naked beneath an oversized bathrobe. I woke up, heart beating out of my chest and sweating ...

I feel for male gymnasts (so does Eddy Curry?)
A Stern Warning - NBA, NBL and FIBA News & Views — ... If reports in the New York Post are to be believed as even partially true, Eddy Curry has just struck a blow to all heterosexual male gymnasts looking to get by without the gay claims attached. ...

Curry Finally Forced to Defend
KnickerBlogger.Net — ... by Curry’s former chauffeur, Dave Kuchinsky, suing Curry for about $98,000 he feels Curry owes him (for back wages and some money Curry allegedly charged on Kuchinsky’s credit card) and another $5 million in damages for sexual harrassment. The Post quotes from the court filing : The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” allegedly telling him, “Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.” Curry also made Kuchinsky perform “humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, ...

The Morning After: January 13, 2009
Sparty and Friends — ...   Let me just say, Rickey Henderson is one of the greatest baseball players, ever.  The other guy? No.  That is how one should vote for the Hall.  Simple.  Why is it what happened yesterday so bad?  Because this guy is going to get in now. Back to the Hot Stove!  Michael Young wants out of Texas.  Suck it, Miz. Mr Met doing porn? Will any Scott Boras client ever sign with the Boston Red Sox, again? I, I, I, uh…. um, yeah.  I really don’t know what to say. Sasha is without a brain.  That ...

YOU THINK CD-DNP IS A PROBLEM?
Zoner Sports — ... Think again. It looks as if 13 days is all we’ll need for the most bizarre sports story of the year. Former Bull Eddy Curry is being sued for sexual harassment by his former chauffeur, and the allegations are many and unsettling. The court documents filed by the driver claim that Curry is a deadbeat employer, a racist, an adulterer and definitely not a practitioner of gun safety. ...

Speed Read: Curry Wanted Gay Sex, Driver Favors
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... ? Still, as bad as a two-year-old Big & Tall clothing bill is, this takes the cake: According to this story in the NEW YORK POST, the oft-injured and always overpaid Knicks center is accused of trying to solicit gay sex from his chauffeur, whom he also made touch his penis, clean up towels he had ejaculated into and whom he called a, “f**king Jew”, “white slave”, “white devil”, and “grandmaster of the KKK”. Oh, and when the driver complained, Curry pointed a loaded gun at him and ...

Eddy Curry Likes To Hang With All The Boys
The No-Look Pass — ... I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the Eddy Curry sex scandal that's been all over the basketball blogs... and later on, all over the papers. Yeah, so the story is right here. ...

Worst of the Night: January 12, 2009
Basketbawful — ... be the Knicks without a shameful and embarrassing distraction, right? And wouldn't you know: It's another sexual harrassment suit! Yes! And it counts! But this one is even more bizarre than the last...if you can believe it. Curry -- who who made his season debut on January 8th at Dallas and then missed the next two games with right knee soreness -- is being sued by his former driver, David Kuchinsky, for, well, you know what? I can't possibly embellish this one any further, so here's the scoop: ...

Reading is Great! Today’s NBA Rumors, Updates, and Heresay
Empty the Bench — - With Malice… - This week’s results of the NBA Blogger Power Rankings are in. - New York Post - Eddy Curry: “Look at me, Dave, look. Come and touch it, Dave.” - Court Surfing - Here’s how it feels to be sandwiched between Paul Pierce and Ray Allen. - Both Teams Played Hard - 25 things you didn’t know about Danny Granger. - Forum Blue and Gold - The Lakers are still stuck with ...

Latest Knick to Be Accused of Sexual Harrassment?
I *Heart* Celtics — YOU GUESSED IT- EDDY CURRY! AND WHAT KIND OF HARASSMENT WAS IT? YOU GUESSED IT- DUDE ON DUDE! From the always reliable NY Post: Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him. The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave." ...

The Hoop Doctors Daily Dimes: Where Eddy Curry accused of ‘Gay’ sexual harrassment….
The Hoop Doctors — ... Prescribed NBA reading from all over the world wide web Eddy Curry’s Driver Claims Gay Sexual Harrassment….Wow! Knick slapped with Sex Harrass Suit Miles must be playing well enough to have Portland worried huh? League Blocked Blazers Attempt to Claim Miles BTPH is talking about Kobe being listed in “Dickipedia”! Kobe is a film buff, Dick! Celtics may have one ...

EDDY CURRY IS… OH. OH MY. THAT’S NOT GOOD.
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... Whether or not the allegations are true, Knicks center Eddy Curry will henceforth be known as the guy who got sued by his former driver for gay sexual harassment.  Allegedly, Curry did things like solicit chauffeur David Kuchinsky for gay sex, make Kuchinsky clean up his — for lack of a better word — cum rags, and demean him with a bevy of racist slurs.  Ready for more?  Here we go: ...

Eddy Curry Is Being Sued for Sexual Harassment … by a Dood
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? — ... . And, don’t forget, he plays for the Knicks. Now things have gotten even more embarrassing, as news dropped last night that he’s being sued for sexual harassment. By another man . In a lawsuit filed Monday in federal court, the former driver, Dave Kuchinsky, claimed that Curry, the Knicks’ center, owed him $68,000 in back wages and another $25,000 for charges made on Kuchinsky’s credit card. In the suit, Kuchinsky also described two incidents in which he claimed Curry dropped his pants and made lewd and suggestive remarks. [...]Curry also made Kuchinsky perform “humiliating ...

Lancelot Links: Morning Edition
Josh Q. Public — This morning’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond: Fatness Isn’t Eddy Curry’s Only Problem  (NY Post) Celtics Fans Still Not Satisfied  (Red’s Army) Call Him Shaq-ovic  (Hoop Du Jour) The No Vote Hall Of Fame  (Home Run Derby) Drugs Are Bad  (Empty The Bench) Not Feeling So Ducky  (The Program) Al Davis Hires/Fires Jagodzinski (Sports Comedian) ...

Limo Driver : Curry Told Me To Touch It
Can't Stop The Bleeding — ... Thoughout his NBA career, underachieving Knicks C Eddy Curry has been accused of shying away from physical play. If the accusations of a disgruntled limo driver are credible, perhaps Curry has been seriously misjudged. From the New York Post’s Melissa Jane Kronfeld and Bruce Golding : ...

Isiah’s Gone, but Stench Lingers: Eddy Curry Slapped with Sexual Harassment Lawsuit by Male Driver
The Big Lead — ... The last time Curry was relevant was on draft night in 2001, when he inexplicably went fourth overall to the Bulls. Remember when people were calling him Baby Shaq? (That draft was weak on an epic scale.) What a joke that was. Too bad his contract makes him virtually untradeable - $9 million this year, followed by years of $10 and $11 million - but who wants a 7-footer who is physically not capable of rebounding, anyway? KNICK GETS CALLED FOR SEX FOUL (NY Post)

Eddy Curry Charged With Homosexual Harassment Suit? Go Crazy, Internets!
The Sporting Blog — I don't really know what defines a blog, what qualifies anyone to write for them, or what audience they're after. I guess it varies from blog-to-blog, which must be why there are so many of them out there. But it sure seems like everyone and his mom wants to get a piece of the hot Eddy Curry story. In case you missed it, the (former) center's (former) driver filed a porn-ready suit against him, alleging that Curry really, like totally, wanted him. ...

Eddy Curry Served With Homosexual Harassment Suit? Go Crazy, Internets!
The Sporting Blog — I don't really know what defines a blog, what qualifies anyone to write for them, or what audience they're after. I guess it varies from blog-to-blog, which must be why there are so many of them out there. But it sure seems like everyone and his mom wants to get a piece of the hot Eddy Curry story. In case you missed it, the (former) center's (former) driver filed a porn-ready suit against him, alleging that Curry really, like totally, wanted him. ...

Eddy Curry Allegedly Maybe Hit on a Dude and Hates Jews According to a Former Felon
Both Teams Played Hard — According to the pinnacle of journalism that is the New York Post: (via Ball Don’t Lie) The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” allegedly telling him, “Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.” Curry also made Kuchinsky perform “humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife ...

Daily Rubbish: RIP, Jay Bell's Hall Of Fame Case
Sports Rubbish — Baseball pundits weigh in on the omissions from yesterday's Hall of Fame vote. Dan Plesac was robbed! Eddy Curry allegedly hit on his male driver, David Kuchinsky. Curry denies the claims, saying they are "absolutely false," and his lawyer said Kuchinsky has been trying to get more and more money from Curry over the last few months. Someone is right, someone is wrong, but whatever the case, "Come and touch it, Dave" is now part of sports lexicon. Derek Lowe signed with the Atlanta Braves for 4 years, $60 million. ...

Eddy Curry Slapped With Sex-Harassment Suit
Total Pro Sports — Eddy Curry Slapped With Sex-Harassment Suit Eddy Curry Total Pro Sports - The New York Times is reporting that New York Knicks forward Eddy Curry has been slapped with a sex-harassment suit.  Curry's former driver claims that the Knick star tried to solicit gay sex from him. The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave." The story doesn't end there, it continues with reports that, Curry also made Kuchinsky perform ...

Eddy Curry Has Some Growing Up To Do
Bootlegger Sports- Sports Humor Blog — ... The New York Post is reporting that Curry’s chauffeur is accusing him of soliciting gay sex from him among an array of other sexual harassment charges.  The thing about the charges is that they don’t really seem like something a gay man would do, but rather something an ignorant, spoiled superstar would do to make himself laugh.  It’s like making a guy suck you off in an alley then calling him a fag.  Wait, what?  Well maybe, uh, this story is making me uncomfortable.  ...

Eddy Curry Sexual Assault Male Cab Driver, Mistakes Him For Double Cheeseburger
The Critical Fanatic — That's the only way I can pretent to understand this story alleging Eddy Curry of sexually assualting a male cab driver.  Of course, a morel likely scenario is one in which the cab driver wasn't given enough money to pay for a shower addition to his home.  Eddy Curry is shocked by this news: “I’m shocked, really,” said Curry, who missed the Knicks’ 101-95 victory at New Orleans on Monday night because of a sore right knee. “He approached my friends awhile ...

8 Potential After Effects to the Eddy Curry Gay Sexual Harassment Suit
The Hoop Doctors — ... It’s certainly a sensitive time right now in the New York Knicks camp after the news story went viral on the web that one of their centers, Eddy Curry, has been accused of gay sexual harrassment by his personal chauffeur. ...

Game Thread #38: @ 76ers
Pounding The Rock — ... - it seems being The Man in New Jersey pays off. GOAT - For once I don't mean Duncan. I don't want to alienate my fellow Spurs fans with all this MJ links, but this is a pretty interesting piece written on him at ESPN.com. It compares him (once again) to Kobe and LeBron, and explains why they'll never be "the next". I want some curry with that - I'm sure you're all up-to-date with Eddy Curry's harrassment suit. In case you're not, here are some links. And if you want to see how a true SOB writes on a story like this one, ...

7. . .uh. . .things
The Other World Wide Leader in Sports — ... I couldn't think of a witty line for this Eddy Curry story (any suggestions?) so just read it. Wednesday - Slow news day I guess. Thursday - Kobe Bryant does the "Sam Cassel jog back". Huge lols at JVG calling it that instead of the "big balls" dance. Btw, didn't that gesture originate in the movie "Major League 2"? ...

Tomorrow is Phillies Night at the Sixers Game
The Fightins — ... I’ve heard enough, count me in.  I’ll be up in Section 104 with the meech.fam in my #41 Manuel road jersey shouting “Come and touch it, Dave” at the top of my lungs to an injured Eddy Curry.  Or “Keep Eddy away from the towels!” ...