Kobe Bryant, I Must Break You!

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 Kobe Bryant, I Must Break You!
Dah, Kobe Bryant! How dare you make a fool of me and my comrades in game one! You and your pathetic democratic friends will be nothing tonight. Andrei Kirilenko does not stand for such foolishness. You are weak, useless! That is why I have been training non stop so that the Utah Jazz will rise up in a blaze of glory. We will beat you handily, then pour Vodka on your defeated bodies as you ... [link]

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Daily Dump: Lingerie Football League, Nick Saban Finds Loopholes, CalellaFest And Amy Winehouse Needs A Zoo
Published 5/7/2008 by J Koot at Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football
... for our loyal readers? We drop the dump daily by 9 a.m. Please have links in by 7 a.m. Tell friends, enemies, mothers, girlfriends and mailmen. All we ask is to add us to your blog roll or drop a link for us here and there.Today’s Dump: The coolest video of the day- Lingerie Football League [FanIQ] AK47 must break Kobe Bryant [The Play in CA] Poetry not really honoring Kobe for MVP Award [Phil ...

Ned's Losing It [Blogdome]
Published 5/7/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
• It would seem like the clock is ticking on Ned Yost. [Chuckie Hacks] • Andrei Kirilenko has had ENOUGH. [The Play In CA] • If we lost 48-0, we'd get naked too. At that point, why not? [OutSports] • How's your favorite college team doing academically? [Rush The Court] • Austria wants you to know that it's safe to come watch soccer there. [The Beautiful Game] • Speaking of which, we're only one month away from the Euro beginning! [The Soccer Haus] • Some novelty athlete ...

Reading is Great! Wednesday’s NBA Links
Published 5/7/2008 by Andrew Thell at Empty the Bench
... Pistons. Celtics Blog - How much of last night’s ugly performance from LeBron was the Boston D? Dime - And more assorted observations from the ugliest basketball game ever played. We Rite Goode - Are you as smart as wunderkind Chris Paul? Find out now! Gonners View - One fan is sick and tired of hearing how Kobe “should” have more MVPs. The Play in CA - Andrei “Ivan Drago” Kirilenko must break you, ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 5/7/2008 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
Cavs/Celts Game One comic. (Waiting For Next Year) The Mavericks suck. (Intentional Foul) Andrei Kirilenko must break you, Kobe Bryant. (The Play in CA) NBA Playoff Bald Dome Trivia. (SimonOnSports) Dancers of the 2008 NBA Playoffs. (CO-ED Magazine) Blow-up dolls react to the White Sox. (Rumors and Rants) Controversy forces White Sox to clothe blow-up dolls. (eTrueSports) The World's Biggest Pittsburgh Pirate Fan. (Mondesi's House) This guy might even scare Europeans from soccer. (The Beautiful ...

Reading is Great! Thursday’s NBA Links
Published 5/8/2008 by Brian Spencer at Empty the Bench
... - Apparently Richard Jefferson is a choker both on and off the court. - NBA Blog Squad - Surprise! Gilbert Arenas says he “makes it easy” for Antawn Jamison. - Hoops Addict - Rashard and Hedo are good, but the Magic live and die by Dwight. - Pro Basketball News - Were Avery Johnson’s parting shots at Dallas really necessary? - The Play in California - Andrei Kirilenko is on a personal mission to break Kobe. - HOOPSWORLD ...

KC Cal’s Weekly Super Fantastic Happy Explosion Awesome Article: On Bloggins and Hearing From Nasty Nate
Published 5/10/2008 by KC Cal at Bears Necessity
... Yesterday, Avinash wrote a trite and insightful piece on his take about the Bissinger-Deadspin controversy. It is true that sometimes we like to mock and joke on our favorite team when they’re down in the dirt just a little. Yet at the same time, I also ask the question: is that so bad? Lately, there has been a lot of scorn on sites like Deadspin and ...

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