Kruk's hair stuck in a monsterous slump

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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: MONDAY BLUES!
Published 7/2/2007 at With Leather
... The Sports Hernia analyzes John Kruk's hair. "Low  flow?  I don't like the sound of that."  At least Krukie's wife doesn't find him as disgusting as she used to thanks to Dan Marino and NutriSystem. ...

The Roundup: Kenny Mayne in Kayak, Alyssa Milano and Analyzing Greg Oden’s Dreams
Published 7/2/2007 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... Upon further review, John Kruk is having hair issues due to a low-flow shower head. (Sports Hernia) ...

Morgan Pressel photo golf Purdue football closed
Published 7/2/2007 at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... - if they can actually fit. • SPORTS HERNIA teases us with hair-raising news about John Kruk's deflated 'do : • As a public service, PART MULE offers ...

Rounding The Bases: Do They Sell That Shirt At Target?
Published 7/2/2007 by Andy Smith at Bugs & Cranks
... John Kruk’s hair swooned in June. [The Sports Hernia] ...

Ramblings of Note
Published 7/2/2007 by the butler at Mile High Ramblings
... (Music City Miracles) John Kruk's hair looks very odd (The Sports Hernia)

We Be Dumpin'
Published 7/2/2007 by littles: at The Dude Abides
... What is up with John Kruk's hair? (The Sports Hernia) ...

John Kruk's Deflatable Hair: Someone Please Help Lift Up Kruk's Hair
Published 7/2/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... They point out now, however, that Krukie's hair appears to be depressed. Perhaps he's starting to feel guilty about ...

Good Thing I Didn't Attempt a Live Blog Today
Published 7/2/2007 by Kevin at Barry Melrose Rocks
... 4:01 John Kruk's hair. How much would it cost the Islanders to sign it? Oh, right. It would probably just sign in Colorado for less money anyway."

Blurbs and Links: Part Sip Sahm
Published 7/3/2007 by dswinder at Untitled[.]
... What do John Kruk's hair and Andruw Jones have in common? Slump anyone?...(The Sports Hernia Blog) ...

The Morning Tailgate
Published 7/3/2007 at STLSportsMag
... ] If you're wondering what has happened to John Kruk's hair, it's probably the low flow shower head. [ Sports Hernia ] It has nothing to do with sports, but I felt I had to come right out and say that I'm 29 years old and I'm pumped for Transformers [ ...

Well This Is No Fun At All
Published 7/3/2007 by Turner at Blametheref
... The Sports Hernia is paying far too much attention to Baseball Tonight ...

Blog Show XIV Pre-Production Meeting
Published 7/5/2007 by dcsportsguy at Mr. Irrelevant
... Kruk's Hair Stuck in a Monstrous Slump [The Sports Hernia] ...

Who’s Hack? Hunter S. Thompson Division (3) Colin Cowherd vs. (6) John Kruk
Published 7/12/2007 by Andrew at The Grand National Championships
... The Case For: Apparently losing one testicle does not mean he’s exempt from those awful NutriSystem Ads. And like Sampson, his power stemmed from the mullet. No mullet and just as bad as the rest of the coterie of mediocre veterans on Baseball Tonight. ...

Media Approval Ratings: John Kruk [Media Approval Ratings]
Published 5/7/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
... We're not sure Kruk is that bad, though, and we are regular "Baseball Tonight" watchers. But man, those hair explosions. The Sports Hernia has had quite a bit of fun with this. ...