KSK Guest Post: Chris Cooley Takes You To F–k Town

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Redskins' tight end Chris Cooley guest-posts ...
Published 7/21/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... Redskins' tight end Chris Cooley guest-posts on KSK. Was there ever a doubt he'd use the phrase "Fuck Town for me" during this exercise? [KSK] ...

Chris Cooley at KSK and Redskins Official Blogger
Published 7/22/2008 by Skin Patrol at Hogs Haven: Front Page Posts
... Having said that, because this ain't the only show in town by any stretch of the imagination, check on Chris Cooley, who blogs everywhere (but not technically for a living), joining the guys at KSK. A teaser: ...

SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SERIOUSLY SEXY
Published 7/22/2008 at With Leather - The official sports gossip blog for attractive people
... Kissing Suzy Kolber gets the eKSKlusive: a Chris Cooley guest post in which Captain Chaos rants against training camp, AKA "Fuck Town," which is "as fun as a bag of dicks."  Well, sounds to me like someone's never played "Swap Mall Santa's Bag of Toys." ...

Morning Constitutional: Mangino Gets Own Site
Published 7/22/2008 at The Sporting Blog
Mangino Is Fat | Maginioisfat.com His hobbies include dancing, pastries and dancing atop a mountain of pastries to Beastie Boys muzak: Happy Freakin’ BDay to the Cubicle | Brahsome In recognition of the invention that ensured you'd never, ever see sunlight again. Well, at least until 5PM. KSK Guest Post: Chris Cooley | Kissing Suzy Kolber Redskins tight end Chris Cooley stops by KSK to discuss how much he loves training camp. (Warning: Contains some adult ...

Chris Cooley, [Bleep Bleep], and the Great Lie
Published 7/22/2008 by Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog
Chris Cooley, [Bleep Bleep], and the Great Lie I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Chris Cooley's epic post about the meaning of life and training camp on KSK yesterday. A brief excerpt: The one cool thing about the first month of camp is living in a dorm room. I love it when I get to leave my 2.8 million dollar house and live in a 400 square foot box, trade in the Mercedes for the bus, and curl up in my twin bed. The TV's are great too, who isn't happy when they pick up 10 total channels on a 24 inch box? Yea, I guess now people can say what a ungrateful bastard I am and how ...

Daily Links: Going Easy On Em?
Published 7/23/2008 by Bassett at thejetsblog.com
Pelzman wonders at Mangini’s new training camp regimen. Here’s the AP’s take on the Ahmad Caroll signing. Schrager has the Jets 27th in his power rankings. Where will Ty Law end up? Pats second rounder Terrence Wheatley signed. Did Favre call Childress? Chris Cooley writes on KSK to give, you the fan, a sense of what training camp is like for a player (language).

Quote of the Week
Published 7/23/2008 by Jeff V (noreply@blogger.com) at JV Sports
... For a little bit of background on what inspired this week's quote from Dan Steinberg check out this bag of dicks piece of writing that Chris Cooley posted on Kissing Suzy Kolber ...

Clinton Portis Gets Serious
Published 7/24/2008 by Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog
... with Mike Wise this week, he went on Comcast SportsyNet with Kelli Johnson yesterday and revealed that he had previously lost a child. And in answering her question--which concerned Sean Taylor --he also displayed something of the Cooley Theorem , in a completely different context, which, it goes without saying, I completely endorse. This is football. It's entertainment. It isn't that serious. Here's Portis: "I think what people never realize is we go through the same thing that the normal, average person go through. You know, everybody say 'Ohhhh, we lost Sean.' ...

Video Prohibition Slayed: The Chris Cooley Interview
Published 7/25/2008 by Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog
... (which, honest, was meant as an homage to Chris's rare honesty ), but were otherwise extremely hospitable. Nancy made Chris lunch, while he sorted through dozens of unopened packs of football cards. Highlights of our conversation are above, the full, unedited monstrosity is below. (And due to some massive coincidence of fate, Cooley also happened to have ...

Harry Douglas is not impressed with your four Pro Bowls
Published 7/28/2008 by Mike Rutherford at Card Chronicle: Front Page Posts
... Today was the always anticipated - by everyone except the actual pad-wearers - first day in pads at the Atlanta Falcons' training camp in Flowery Beach, Ga. ...

Ten Yards Of Awkwardness With Chris Cooley [Balls Deep]
Published 8/28/2008 by Drew Magary at Deadspin
... The other week, you wrote on KSK that training camp was as fun as a “bag of dicks”. Tell me, if you leave a dirty bag of dicks in your locker overnight, does the Redskins equipment manager replace it with a bag of fresh, clean dicks the next morning? ...