Kyle Farnsworth may have broken my wife’s toe

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Kyle Farnsworth may have broken my wife’s toe
Deadspin found this 8/30/2007 on www.bugsandcranks.com [flag]
Last night’s game, like all games going forward, are must-wins for the Yankees. And at certain points it seemed like a turn-back-the-clock type of affair. Clemens had moments when he was sharp. Or maybe he was just stingy – the final tally showed him throwing 98 pitches, walking 5, hitting Dustin Pedroia (more on this guy below) and giving up a monstrous homerun to David Ortiz. But it ... [link]

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Daily Closer: Just When We Think The Yankees Are Out Of It, Someone Pulls Them Back In
Published 8/30/2007 by Rick at Deadspin
... Does that make the dumptruck-load of silver ingots that the Yankees paid for Clemens worth it? Probably not. But New York is now a percentage point or two behind Seattle in the AL wild card race, and six games behind the Sox in the East. Of course it's my opinion that they're still not going anywhere, but I've been wrong before, especially about these jeans. Here's a Clemens quote: "I was trying to be as stingy as possible. It's going to be a grind for me. I'm asking my body to be 25 right now." I've made that request myself, but let's not get into the exact circumstances. Alex Rodriguez hit his major league-leading 44th home run and Johnny Damon also homered as New York evened their season series with Boston at 7-all; hard to believe. Josh Beckett was tagged for 13 hits. Clemens (6-5) gave up an upper-deck homer to David Ortiz in the sixth. Oh, and Kyle Farnsworth may have br ...

The Short Memory Of Evan Roberts
Published 8/30/2007 by GC at Can't Stop The Bleeding
... A marriage counselor would have a field day with this one, by the way. And while I hate to take sides, I wholeheartedly encourage abusive husbands throughout the land to blame Kyle Farnsworth for their actions. ...

LinkGasm 8-30-07
Published 8/30/2007 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
... - If you ever plan to watch a Yankee game in the comfort of your own home and Kyle Farnsworth enters the game, be sure to stand at least three feet away from any of your loved ones otherwise there is a serious chance one of them might be injured. (Bugs & Cranks) ...

Throwing Knives: Link Out
Published 9/1/2007 by BD at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
... 8. Not only is he a horrible pitcher but now Kyle Farnsworth is breaking people's toes. (Bugs & Cranks) ...

The Labor Day Links: Hangover Edition
Published 9/4/2007 by Stan M. at The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
... Glad to see that Kyle Farnsworth is still loved. (Bugs & Cranks) ...

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