deadspin.com - 9/5/2008
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That's his promise. In his new role as the Bears starting quarterback, Orton has sworn that he's a all business and that his hard-partying days of internet lore are long behind him. He's a new man — a married man — who won't give his teammates a reason to question his leadership abilities this time around. He's more mature and refined; he's a man with a plan, a 50-cent razor and ...
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