Larry Johnson Encourages Me to Deal Crack
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Cupster33 0Too bad he needs a digital to tell time.-
Ben Q. Rock Low-blow, man. Damn.
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Blog-O-Rama: Larry Johnson’s $300,000 Watch
Published 1/31/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
• Chris Mottram of THE SPORTING BLOG takes time to admire Larry Johnson’s $300,000 watch:
And Grandmama even suggests a payment plan to own one for yourself: “You could deal crack and get it in three weeks.”
• NO MAS looks back fondly on the disaster that was Super Bowl XXIX.
• Meanwhile, YAHOO SPORTS’ Rich Tosches reminisces back when John Daly had talent.
• ...
Who Are These Crack Dealers Larry Johnson Knows?
Published 1/31/2008 by Chris <info@arrowheadpride.com> at Arrowhead Pride: Front Page Posts
AP commenter MAWK sent me this Larry Johnson Super Bowl week story. From one of the Sporting News bloggers, Chris Mottram: Actual exchange (seriously, I didn't make this up. I swear): ME: Seriously, man, how much was that watch? LJ: About 300? ME: ...
Larry Johnson Can Dramatically Increase Your Salary [Larry Johnson]
Published 1/31/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
... The Sporting News' Chris Mottram was roaming around Radio Row at the Super Bowl Media Center yesterday -- at the Super Bowl, everything gets capital letters -- and came across the Chiefs' Larry Johnson. He was wearing a nice watch. ...
LJ: Dealin Crack = Nice Watches
Published 1/31/2008 by JB at There Is No Name On My Jersey
I saw this up at Deadspin but it apparently originated over at the sporting news. ME: Seriously, man, how much was that watch? LJ: About 300? ME: Dollars? LJ: Thousand. They only made three of them in the world. ME: $300,000? I’d have to spend 10 years worth of pay to buy that. LJ: Or you could deal crack and get it in three weeks. Hilarious. I don't know which is funnier, that LJ owns a $300,000 watch or that he thinks crack is still in! Crack is wack, LJ. Meth is what all the cool kids are doing nowadays. On a ...
Umpires Don't Like Being Associated With The KKK
Published 1/31/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
... and The Sporting Blog is in Arizona this week keeping tabs on all the boring crap that happens between the conference championships and the Super Bowl, and he got some very good advice yesterday from the Kansas City Chiefs Larry Johnson. After seeing Johnson's watch, Chris just had to ask him about it, and it resulted in the following exchange . ME: Seriously, man, how much was that watch? LJ: About 300? ME: Dollars? LJ: Thousand. They only made three of them in the world. ME: $300,000? I’d have to spend 10 years worth of pay to buy that. LJ: Or you could deal crack and get ...
Peterson!
Published 1/31/2008 at Sports - Pancake Blocks
... won, but that may not bode well for his future. The last four winners were Domanick Davis, Ben Roethlisberger, Carnell Williams, and Vince Young. Three have suffered career-threatening injuries (with Ben bouncing back strong), and Young struggled in his second season. Marshawn Lynch, one of the most entertaining players in the league, livened up the place by wearing a Bills t-shirt that appeared to be airbrushed ... with himself on it. Rich Eisen said he was "pushing product." That's one way to get rich .
This Week's Links (1/28-2/1)
Published 2/1/2008 by Vegas Watch at Vegas Watch
Breaking down some NHL futures odds, and some Super Bowl prop bets that are actually football related. "Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help". Very old, but worth watching. Our old friend Marty Noble, at it again. Larry Johnson advises a blogger on how to get rich. Gasaway with a great analysis of conference play thus far. How is Duke still so underrated? (I understand the answer is that they don't have anyone taller than 6'8", but still- it's the Dookies!) Scott Van Pelt is a funny ...
Larry Johnson Gives Questionable Financial Advice
Published 2/1/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
... When Mottram stopped to chat with Johnson at a media event and asked about the $300,000 dollar watch L.J. was sporting, the Kansas City running back dished out some guidance on how the average Joe can get his hands on some bling of his own. Here’s Chris’ conversation with Larry: ...
Your Friday Super Bowl roundup
Published 2/1/2008 by Dan Lamothe at Eye on Foxborough - MassLive.com
... ) -- Chiefs running back Larry Johnson praises the virtues of selling crack in a conversation with a blogger. ( The Sporting Blog ) -- People are dogging Tom Petty's Super Bowl halftime show before it even happens? Blasphemy! ( ...
Saturday Salute To Bloggers
Published 2/2/2008 by Ian at SOX & Dawgs
... Announcing]
Michael Wilbon - A Life-Changing Turn of Events [Washington Post]
Brady’s Not the Only Patriot Playboy: Belichick Might Have Two Women in Glendale [The Big Lead]
Finally, The Puppy Bowl is going to be in HD [Ladies…]
Guest Spot, reporting from Patriot’s Nation [Gridiron Goddess]
Man offers strippers to Super Bowl renters [Eye on Foxborough]
Larry Johnson Encourages Me to Deal Crack [The Sporting Blog]
Sox fan embarassed on Idol speaks out [Red Sox ...
A Look Back at the Week That Was in AZ
Published 2/4/2008 by Chris Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... It did not take long for me to regret rooting for the Giants last night.
So, with some time to kill, I’d like to take this time to shamelessly direct you to some of my “work” from this week over at The Sporting Blog. Plus, I realize that not everyone who reads this site also reads TSB, so maybe it’s new to you:
Managed to crank out 22 total posts, at least 1/3 of which are only partially bullshit.
Favorite posts go to L.J. encouraging me to sell crack and drunk media member dancing to Gin ...
Carlito’s Link Dump
Published 2/8/2008 by Dave at Dave's Football Blog
... — for the rest of America. (The Onion)
And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of fans. (With Leather)
Of course, there’s just as much class in Manchester. (Guardian Unlimited)
Remembering the Munich Air Disaster. (200%)
An awesome Fulhamerica photoshop. (Oz City)
The sad tale of Kevin Hart. (Deadspin)
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson was just joking. Really. (The Sporting Blog)
But drugs are no joke for retired NFL players. (Tampa Bay Online ...
