Limericks About the Kevin Garnett Trade

• missgossip

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  If new angles on the story develop, I'll add more limericks right here in the comments. Ballhype exclusive!!
  
  Also, please feel free to contribute your own...

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• Jason

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  I've got one as soon as I find a word that rhymes with Shuttlesworth ...

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  • Erin

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    Mrs. Buttersworth?

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• SG

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  Miss Gossip- thank you for making me laugh. I definitely needed it.

  Posted 7/31/2007 [reply] [flag]

• missgossip

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  awwww poor SG!!.....
  
  here's one submitted by rock star FanHouse commenter "B":
  
  As Mr Stern nibbled his cookies
  He pondered his problems with bookies
  "We can divert the press
  From this Elliot Ness -
  Trade KG for all Boston's rookies!"

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Wolves Updates 7/31
Published 7/31/2007 by Lil Dice at I Heart KG
... Miss Gossip has some great limericks about the possible trade for Garnett. ...

FanHouse: Tue AM 'KG as Prostitute' Edition
Published 7/31/2007 by John at John Clifford Ness
For this morning's intro, I happily give the floor to Miss Gossip: ************************************** The trade is just a big ruse, To put Kevin Garnett in the news. 'Toine and Curry ...

Today’s Links 7/31
Published 7/31/2007 by FLCeltsFan at Celtics247.com
... FanHouse  Limericks about the Kevin Garnett Trade ...

Tuesday Bullets
Published 7/31/2007 at ESPN.com - True Hoop - Blog
... Miss Gossip, on the FanHouse, is the clubhouse leader when it comes to NBA limericks: "For Boston the trade comes in handy, But what makes the Celtics so dandy? After thinking a while, KG said with a smile, 'The reunion with Olowokandi!'" ...

Aloha, Kevin
Published 7/31/2007 by Jason N at The Moonball Blog
... says, he'll be on the best team he's ever played on, with two guys who want to win as badly as he does, and all three of them will be okay sacrificing whatever they need to to win. The C's still need to fill in the roster (a backup point guard and some front-line depth are necessary, and they could do with a defensive wing player unless Tony Allen is really back) and I'm not sold on Doc. However, Doc's worst problem (the inability to pick a rotation) has been pretty well taken care of by this trade, and in Pierce, Ray and the Ticket he's got three guys who don't exactly need to be told how to play. I am really excited to see how this group comes together and for the first time since the 2004 Western Conference Finals, I have a reason to watch and care about the playoffs. ...

Morning Paper: Strippers Running Loose on Golf Courses
Published 8/1/2007 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
... Limericks about the Kevin Garnett trade [Miss Gossip at FanHouse] ...