Our Maurito is currently the subject of one of goal.com’s latest editorial debates and the question is simple: Is Mauro better than Messi ? It’s easy to see why these comparisons are being drawn. Both players are Argentinian, 21 years of age and turning in impressive ...

Step 1: You get Messi to lurk behind the wall and pretend he's not really going to do anything. Step 2: Pretend to send the free kick over the wall. Step 3: Pass the ball to Messi - who sneaks out from behind the wall [ This is the tough bit ] Step 4 : Messi scores goal Step 5 : Appropriate ...