Why The Lions Belong On Thanksgiving [NFL]
deadspin.com 11/26/2008 — The Detroit Lions are (arguably, I know) the worst organization in sports. Their incompetence, from the owner to the fans , is legendary. Yet, tradition dictates that every year, just as families arrive at the homes of relatives they don't ...

LIONS “NEED AN ENEMA”
profootballtalk.com 11/28/2008 — In the wake of the worst Thanksgiving Day loss in franchise history, a management-side league source who had an opportunity to study the Lions for the first time tells us, quite simply, that the Lions “need an enema.” “They are as ...

LIONS TO LOSE THANKSGIVING DAY GAME?
profootballtalk.com 12/1/2008 — As it turns out, the Lions’ worst performance on Thanksgiving Day could have been their last. At least for a while. Per Adam Schefter of NFL Network, the league could be taking up the question of whether to continue Detroit’s perpetual ...

JAGUARS LAUGHED AT LIONS
profootballtalk.com 11/12/2008 — It’s one thing for fans and members of the media to laugh at the Detroit Lions. But Lions running back Kevin Smith says opposing teams are laughing at them, too. According to Smith, the Jacksonville Jaguars didn’t just beat the Lions 38-14 ...

The Perfect Season
detroit4lyfe.blogspot.com 10/27/2008 — The Lions never fail to disappoint on their way to 0-7...possibly 0-16?

Lions go 0-16
scores.espn.go.com 12/28/2008 — They're history: Lions go 0-16

Lions hope fourth time is the charm
thesportscorner.ca 11/14/2008 — If the religion of Wicca believes in the Law of Three, then the B.C. Lions and their thousands and thousands of faithful followers will want to believe in the Law of Four. In three regular season games this year against Western Division rivals the Calgary Stampeders, the Leos have gone 0-3.

Being Fat, Drunk And A Lions Fan No Way To Live
sportsbybrooks.com 11/24/2008 — With the Titans’ loss yesterday, there’s really only one NFL quest that matters - the Lions’ quest for The Imperfect Season . And despite some anxious early moments, Detroit held up their end of the bargain on Sunday, blowing a ...

You're no fan if you want Lions to go 0-16 - Detroit Lions: News, Blogs, Photos, Audio, Schedule & Stats
mlive.com 12/17/2008 — ALLEN PARK -- If you want the Detroit Lions to lose their last two games and finish 0-16, I don't have a problem with that. If you want the Lions to go 0-16 because you want them to pay for your lifetime of frustrations and you want them to suffer ...

Detroit Lions Fall to 0-11; Admit They Don't Know How to Win
detroit4lyfe.blogspot.com 11/27/2008 — Lions 0-11

Titans 47, Lions 10: For the Lions, No Wins but Plenty of Laughs — NYT > Pro Football 11/27/2008
The Lions (0-12) looked like a vaudeville act masquerading as a National Football League team Thursday in a loss to the Tennessee Titans at Ford Field. >

Once-beaten Titans dominate winless Lions — dallasnews.com: Football: NFL 11/28/2008

Whatever the Lions could mess up in this mismatch with Titans, they did — Patriots & NFL - BostonHerald.com 11/28/2008
DETROIT - The jokes cracked around the country? The national media stories about the Lions' losing and Detroit's woes? The calls for the NFL to take away the Lions'...

Lions-Titans: Detroit Saves Their Worst Performance for Thanksgiving — Bleacher Report - NFL 11/28/2008
There were turkey's in the oven and turkey's on the football field today. The Detroit Lions have officially made a mockery out of one of Detroit's last great sporting traditions, the Thanksgiving Day game. This used to be the day when the Lions ...

Titans-Lions: The Best Way To Punish Detroit Fans — Bleacher Report - NFL 11/28/2008
I was in attendance for today's Thanksgiving Day slaughterhouse and honestly, I felt like I was at a sold out showing of James Cameron's Titanic as opposed to a football game. In the words of my twelve year old niece who was sporting my over-sized ...