Lohan Set to Join Bengals with Record Contract After Latest Arrest

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 Lohan Set to Join Bengals with Record Contract After Latest Arrest
CINCINNATI - Following her arrest for driving under the influence and in possession of several grams of cocaine, Cincinnati Bengals coach Marvin Lewis has offered refuge to troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan on his 53-person NFL roster, signing Lohan to a 7-year, $53 million deal. [link]

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To pull the trigger or not -- that is the question
Published 7/26/2007 by Dan Lamothe at Red Sox Monster - MassLive.com
... ark Teixeira before the July 31 trade deadline, which would make Teixeira the most prominent player dealt. Baseball executives believe the Atlanta Braves are the front-runners to acquire the first baseman. The rival executives say that the Rangers' demands for Teixeira have come down bit by bit. In addition, the Rangers feel they can get one or more of the targeted prospects that they can ask for from the targeted teams. However, the Rangers dispute the notion that their price is coming down or that it's a slam dunk that they will trade Teixeira. At the outset of the Teixeira trade talks, for example, the Rangers had insisted the Yankees include either Joba Chamberlain or Phil Hughes and had asked the Dodgers, who have said they intend to go forward with James Loney as their first baseman, for three top prospects. They had asked the Red Sox for pitcher Clay Buchholz and center fielder Jacoby Ellsbury. When it comes to trade season, conflicting reports are about as common as a ...

Bengals Sign Lindsay Lohan
Published 7/27/2007 by Sportz Assassin at FanHouse
... You know those Reece's commercials of "two great tastes that tastes great together"? Well, over at Epic Carnival, they put together two things that should've already been joined as one. Lindsay Lohan and the Cincinnati Bengals. ...

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