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Los Angeles take the Lions
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YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
theworldofisaac.com — Obama's pitch of "Yes we can" seemed to work wonders on American voters so why not NFL fans as well. Because, I can tell you with the utmost confidence, if the Lions can't do it this year, no team in NFL history will. Do you believe? H/t:  ... (more) YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
Lions continue to lose
detnews.com — Even Daunte Culpepper couldn't rescue the Lions from their dismal season. Culpepper went 5-for-10 for 104 yards as the Lions lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars, 38-14, at Ford Field. The loss drops the Lions to 0-9, keeping them the only winless team in the NFL. (more) Lions continue to lose
The Lions Are The Suckiest Sucks That Ever Sucked
The Lions Are The Suckiest Sucks That Ever Sucked
deuceofdavenport.com — It must suck to go home and talk to your damn weiner kids after work if you play for the Detroit Lions. Even the 1-15 Dolphins weren't this much fun to watch last season. It's not just the fact that the Lions are losing. Anyone can do that. They're keeping it interesting. They're giving teams ... (more) The Lions Are The Suckiest Sucks That Ever Sucked
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Los Angeles doesn't have a football team; ...
Deadspin — ... Los Angeles doesn't have a football team; Detroit fans are physically ill from watching theirs ... the solution is right in front of your face and you can't even see it. [LA Take The Lions] ...

Links of the Day 11/10/08
The Victoria Times — Is the SEC better than the Big Ten? Probably. Is it crazier? Definitely. There is a movement afoot... Holy crap, Matt Holliday was traded to the A's!

A GIFT FOR THE DETROIT FANS; NO MORE LIONS
The World of Isaac — ... something better I always told myself. But how, how could we somehow cleanse ourself from the filth of crappy football for over a half century. For years I contemplated this predicament And then... A few nights ago there was a light, a faint light at the end of a eerily dark tunnel. It was in the form of an email. An anonymous email... At 2:30am I opened this email and everything seemed so much clearer. There were no words in this email, just a link http://www.latakethelions.com/ For the first time in my life, I cried over sports. I knew this was the ...

Bengals Fans Have Something to Say
Dave's Football Blog — ... Meanwhile, Lions fans have officially given up and are encouraging their NFL franchise to leave town. That should make Daunte Culpepper feel better about his current situation, no? ...

Take the Lions. Please!
Shutdown Corner — For some people, running Matt Millen out of town wasn't enough. They now want to run the entire Detroit Lions organization out of town, and to do so, they're using the same tactics they used to oust Millen ... t-shirts and websites. If you were born in Michigan, then you probably are cursed with being a Lions fan. One play-off win since 1957! As hard as you may try not to care, they still suck you in. So it's time to show the ownership what you think they should do to improve the team: Move!  At least then we could get an expansion team with new ownership and a new opportunity for ...

Los Angeles wants to take the Lions away from Detroit...
yoonewverse — Well, some LA politicians want to, but for what? No one in LA cares about sports. Only when the Lakers are in the playoffs. Besides that, they just snooze, talk on their cell phones, or do their nails at the sporting events. So LA does not deserve a team more than Detroit. But there is one group that wants the Lions in LA and they just opened a website called latakethelions.com Here is their rationale: "If you were born in Michigan, then you probably are cursed with being a Lions fan. One playoff win since 1957! As hard as you may try not to care, they still suck you in. So it's ...

Lions to LA? Nah, We're Cool
The Hater Nation — There is a group of intrepid fans looking to dump the Lions on Los Angeles. Hey, thanks for the offer, but we're good. Too bad there isn't a federal bailout available to save the Detroit Lions. And think about that for a moment. How incompetent do you have to be in order to be the worst franchise in Detroit? But here's a memo to the Ford Motor Company ... maybe you should stop paying for stadium naming rights. In fact, if Ford is so strapped for cash, maybe they should be forced to sell the Lions. Why should the Ford family be able to beg for government money while they are producing the ...

T-Time: Dressing for (Im)Perfection
FirstCuts — We're looking for the best/worst of sports-related shirts from around the world to feature in this space. If you have a submission, send it to FirstCuts@sportingnews.com. The Lions lost again Sunday, and that made a whole lot of people around the country, and a good number of souls in Detroit, quite happy. The road to 0-16 is still alive, and today we offer up two fine tees in tribute to this mess of a franchise. First, from Since57.com, a shirt that honors Detroit's perfect season. No, not their march toward a perfectly winless campaign. Instead, the only apparel needed for those proud ...

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JAGUARS LAUGHED AT LIONS
profootballtalk.com 11/12/2008 — It’s one thing for fans and members of the media to laugh at the Detroit Lions. But Lions running back Kevin Smith says opposing teams are laughing at them, too. According to Smith, the Jacksonville Jaguars didn’t just beat the Lions 38-14 ...
Titans keep winning, Lions keep losingBoston.com -- Football news 11/10/2008
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We've just passed the halfway point of the season, and I thought it would be a good time to revisit the worst run defenses in the league. Matchups mean a lot, and running backs have had a field day so far this year on these teams. Check the schedule ...
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With the Redskins still mulling if/when to put rookie WR Malcolm Kelly on IR, let's catch up with the guy who was cut to keep him around - veteran Billy McMullen. The longer the Skins have waited, the more other teams have suffered WR injuries and the ...
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